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tw-koreanhistory

djdope-deactivated20150630

this is really cute actually and kind of touching

sasukehateblog

my brother got detention last week because his school sent out a faculty and student wide email saying that they’re bringing cookies back into the cafeteria and instead of just sending an email to his friends he accidentally replied to the original email and sent the entire school this gif

kanayamaryam-archived-deactivat

this is the new orbit gum commercial character and im absolutely appalled and concerned at their ‘need’ to add pizza boobs and a pepperoni bra

darthck506

You’ve got to be shitting me. PIZZA. SEXUALIZED PIZZA.

viperbooty

I’m gonna fuck the pizza

karmaowesmesomeexcuses

DO NOT FUCK THE PIZZA FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

voulair

Xiao Wen Ju @ Burberry Prorsum Spring 2015

2makeyewsmile-blog

Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding. Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Woman: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one. Officer: Don’t have one? Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving. Officer: I see…Can I see your vehicle registration papers please. Woman: I can’t do that. Officer: Why not? Woman: I stole this car. Officer: Stole it? Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner. Officer: You what? Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see. The Officer looks at the woman, slowly backs away to his car, and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun. Officer 2: Ma’am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle. Woman: Is there a problem sir? Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner. Woman: Murdered the owner? Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please. The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk. Officer 2: Is this your car, ma’am? Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The first officer is stunned. Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license. The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer snaps open the clutch purse and examines the license. He looks quite puzzled. Officer 2: Thank you ma’am, one of my officers told me you didn’t have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner. Woman: Betcha the lying bastard told you I was speeding too.

hipster-trichster

that was a wild ride

alluringabyss

Kingsman: The Secret Service 2014

gingersnapwolves

I read that Colin Firth did 80% of his own stunts and as impressive as it is I think the most impressive thing he did in this movie is deliver this line with a straight face.