sometimes i have a fantasy about a forest of fuckable plants designed to be so incredibly erotic that they resemble the genetalia of either sex perfectly
they emit a hormonal, perfume like odor, that is incredibly arousing to any nearby human, practically forcing any male to instantly get hard, and any woman to immediately begin leaking
they subsist by secreting an aphrodesiac so powerful that as soon as you begin eloping with one of the plants, it compels you to keep going indefinitely for several days straight until you completely run out of energy, and collapse to the ground, starving to death
the aphrodesiac also suppresses your thirst and appetite, and intoxicates your thought processes, messing with your perception of time and making you unable to think rationally, practically ensuring that you fuck yourself to death ❤️
but beyond all of that, it's undoubtedly the most pleasurable experience you can possibly imagine, akin to smoking meth and marijuana simultaneously while having the most mindblowing sex imaginable~
after you inevitably pass out, your decaying corpse then seeps into the soil and provides nourishment to the plants, allowing them to grow more~ 🤤
people would challenge themselves to enter the forest and fuck the plants until they just barely are out of energy, then through sheer force of will, meander their way back out of the forest and recover, all in order to do it again in a few days time
people call this practice "frolicking"
they compete to see who can stay out the longest and come back alive
and when someone doesnt return... they bow their heads in respect and reverence, knowing that at least they died doing what they love 😊
the plants themselves are technically an "invasive" species, but nobody seems to care
plenty of people keep potted ones in their homes that they regularly take care of
...you sometimes hear stories of people dying in their own homes from starvation
if i get to choose how i die
then that is how i'd wanna go out :3
