Midnight Machine

Maverick Bennett Thirty Three Weapons and Drug Trade

[maverickbennett]

callanbennett​:

You’re being too lenient on the kid, I give it six months.

Half a year?! No way. I’ll call 2 months, and I’ll kill him myself if he’s still whinging any longer than that.

[maverickbennett]

terrabennett​:

I never made this much of a fuss when I first got shot.

None of us did. Bodhi sees this as the opportunity that it is. People slaving over him, mum giving him whatever you wants.

[maverickbennett]

miscbennetts​:

Of course, we’ll get that for you right now.

Oh God, our new reality for at least two months while Bodhi milks the shit out of this.

[maverickbennett]

hobiebennett​:

I’ll share the prize money from the bet with you.

I’ll counter-bet. He last two days but we find him in the motel carpark rocking back and forth and we all the psychiatric hospital to come pick him up. 

[maverickbennett]

hobiebennett​:

Looks like we’ve lost junior.

Like a deer in headlights, there goes another one.

[maverickbennett]

callanbennett​:

Maverick get mum and dad inside!

Laying down cover! Mum, dad lets go. 

[maverickbennett]

miscbennetts​:

I’m the best lookout!

Damn right you are. Never met one better.

[maverickbennett]

miscbennetts​:

I would have hid sweets in mine, cookies would make too much of a mess.

Now we’re talking. We’ll just have to do a recon mission at the after party and steal the cookie jar then.

[maverickbennett]

hobiebennett​:

Considering your lack of any real life knowledge I cannot take anything you say seriously. 

I would have tucked my flask in my bra if I knew I had to listen to you two bicker.

[maverickbennett]

paigehammcnd​:

And now I have to put up with it too?

Welcome to the club.

[maverickbennett]

hayesbennctt​:

We’re doomed.

You can say that again.

[maverickbennett]

hayesbennctt​:

I get your point, and right on by the way, but I can guarantee Ryan has put more effort into his outfit than all of us combined.

Okay that’s probably true. It probably costs more than all the other boys suits combined.

[maverickbennett]

terrabennett​:

I love my dress thank you.

And yet out dresses, and our make up, and hair is scrutinised so carefully. And all the men have to do is wear a tailored suit and they’re fine.

[maverickbennett]

miscbennetts​:

Auntie Maverick doesn’t like dresses and neither do I.

She’s got a point. I’ll stand to that motion to eliminate dresses.

[maverickbennett]

hayesbennctt​:

Oh you definitely should, we should get Terra in on it too and then he’ll complain that his sisters are ganging up on him.

Of course he will. We should just do a chart up and leave it in the entrance hall. Lets be honest the only ones we’ll need to mark out is Ryan and Bodhi. In fact Jailbait probably owes me more than Ryan ever did at his age.

[maverickbennett]

hayesbennctt​:

Ryan is going to be paying me back well into the afterlife.

I can imagine. Maybe I should start taking notes now, babysitting him and his business, I’m going to have to make him pay up in favours soon.

[maverickbennett]

hayesbennctt​:

Don’t worry, I’m taking note you owe me one.

Oh God, if you’re taking IOU notes, I’d hate to see what some of the other assholes we live with are up to when it comes to favours.