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āWhat do you mean you lost the kid?ā Maxima bristled as he fixed his gaze forward. He didnāt want to ask how the Valkyrie managed to convince the owners of the shoddy truck they were in to drive them to the edges of hell, but he had a feeling the price was expensive. āI mean I lost the kid. One second he was there, the next he wasnāt. Whatās so hard to understand about this?ā Reyna huffed as she stared off in another direction, the flatbed they occupied complaining and rattling with every bump they hit. If it were up to her, she would have taken her skiff by herself, but the walking tincan decided she couldnāt be trusted to root out his ward from whatever trouble heād found himself in by herself. That meant finding something sturdy enough to carry about his five-tonne ass. āI donāt need the lip, Valkyrie. I sought you out because I thought I could trust you. ⦠Iām starting to think that was a mistake. You know what they say, if you want the job done rightā¦ā He folded his arms over his large chest and glowered down at her over the curve of his shoulder. He was aware that he might be being a little too hard on her, but the kid came before her feelings. ā⦠then do it yourself. Think whatever you want. But Iām pretty sure the kid has a mind of his own, with legs to boot. Iām not about to treat him like some toddler and pen him up just to keep him safe.ā āYou do remember whoās after him, right?ā Maxima asked with a raised brow. How could she be so casual about this? āOh, I do, every damn day because you wonāt shut up about it. But heās not a child, so stop treating him like one. We are not his parents, and sometimes you just have to let bad s**t happen so that heāll learn.ā Reyna had been glad for the fresh blood to her Rogues, and had seen that spark in the white-haired teenager that could be molded and shaped into something great, if only heād let her help. āA safe haven,ā sheād called the Ring. Apparently, not for the one person she was supposed to be protecting. And as if she wasnāt beating herself up enough about it, the teenagerās ābabysitterā was giving her hell for it too. Her thoughts were interrupted when she found herself two feet off the ground, held up by the single hand wrapped in the fabric of her shirt. She expected as much - and was honestly surprised it had taken him this long - and stared back at the cyborg with an unimpressed look. āIf somethingās happened to him, Valkyrie, Iām gonna pay you back ten-fold.ā His brow furrowed deeply as his grip on her tightened, and his jaw ached with the clenching of his teeth. He was half-tempted to just throw her over the side and be done with her. He could take care of this by himself, just as heād done before he came to this place. āI donāt doubt that. But just remember youād be walking right now if it wasnāt for me.ā Reyna didnāt try to fight - it wouldnāt make either of them feel better and he had a couple hundred pounds on her already - and knew that his venting was warranted. āStrangely enough, I wouldāve been fine with that.ā He released his grip, and Reynaās boots thudded dully against the rusted metal. Gloved hands smoothed out the massive wrinkle in her shirt as she retook her seat. Maxima, on the other hand, continued to stare her down, at a loss for words. Maybe Kā was right; trusting anyone only got you killed or hurt someone you cared about. Maxima thought he could have minimized that by increasing their numbers, having more people to watch their backs than just the two of them. How wrong heād been. And once he got the kid out of whatever shit he was in, it was time to start looking for somewhere else to go.
āI fluctuate wildly betweenĀ āi hate these fucking kidsā to 'i love these fucking kidsā to 'these fucking kids are gonna be the death of meā about once every 15 minutes.ā
*replaces his hair gel with crazy glue*
When a panicked Maxima had approached Kā for help, hands half-glued to his head and not willing to move them in case he ripped out his precious hair in the process, the kid had merely stared. Then turned on his heel and left, proclaiming it wasnāt his problem, like the heartless leathery little shitbag he is. Now he was no longer sorry for having replaced his cigarettes with candy ones. And spitefully hoped he suffered many more awful pranks from the rest of the Favourās crew. Ā And so the poor cyborg, embarrassed by his predicament, sits in his room with his hands stuck to his head and contemplates life.
āAll of this is true,ā he conceded. And he would have given her the bear then and there if he wasnāt curious to see just how long she was willing to keep up this bull-faced lie. āExcept, as you just pointed out, Iām in hiding. So the amount of people Iām in contact with is relatively low... Which means thereās no actual need for your connections in this instance; all the likely suspects are on the Favour. I just need to ask them one on one until I find the owner.ā
With that, he settled the bear on his massive shoulders, further out of her reach. Its arms stuck out either side to caress his sideburned cheeks like a small stuffed lover, and the bra pressed lightly against the back of his skull. āAnyway, Kā can tease me about this all he wants; Iāve got a secret admirer sending me underbears, so I donāt care.ā
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āIāve seen a lot of strange things in my life...ā It was a staple of KoF tournaments, after all. And even before then, during his time working in NESTS, heād encountered all sorts of oddities. āBut humans with monkey tails is a first.ā And that wasnāt even taking into account the strange energy his sensors were picking up...
Despite his wariness over that particular detail, he offered the Saiyan a good-natured grin. āMind if I ask for the story behind that?ā
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A cocked brow. āReally? Well itās definitely not mine. And Kā doesnāt have the hips for these.ā He gave the hem of the lacy underwear a gentle tug. Much too wide for the resident fire hazardās scrawny body. Not that lace seemed to be something he would even wear in the first place... And he wasnāt hooking up with anyone at the moment, to the cyborgās knowledge.Ā Or if he was, he wasnāt bringing them - and their underwear - back here.
Maxima hummed in pretend thoughtfulness, looking into the bearās shiny black eyes. A teasing glint entered his own as he glanced back down to Reyna. āIf itās not yours, then I guess Iāll have to hang onto it until the actual owner shows up, wonāt I?ā
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Getting ahold of the Don of Southtown was an impressive feat in and of itself. But having the privilege of chatting to the man himself over coffee was unheard of; rarer than henās teeth, even. Between protecting the town and what seemed to be a lengthy search for something or someone, the poor fellow likely didnāt get much time to relax and indulge in these sorts of trivialities. Maxima reached for one of the powdered doughnuts in the middle of the table, bike jacket whispering with the motion. Heād left the heavy ordinance body behind, both as a sign of peace and to remain inconspicuous. That wasnāt to say he wasnāt still armed and dangerous, however. One could never be too careful, after all.
It was after dunking the end of the doughnut into his coffee and taking a bite that he finally decided to speak. āMy partner didnāt stir up too big a fuss during his stay here, I hope?ā
He felt somewhat sorry for having to taint pleasure with business, but that was why heād come here in the first place. Heād seen the news - the breakout of another fire in a town barely recovered from a previous onslaught of it - and Kā had come limping back to the apartment some time back sporting a myriad of cuts, bruises, and what looked like electricity burns. So now he was here to try and do damage control in the wake of the kidās mess. They had enough people after their heads without adding Alba Meira, Son of Fate, and Devil of Daybreak, to that list.
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āChallenging a complete stranger you just met to a fight is a little odd, donāt you think?ā
One look at his heavily built 6ā9 physique seemed to attract these fired up wrestler types to him like ants to sugar. Though this was the first time it had happened to him in a non-tournament setting. And this was supposed to be a relaxing outing, too... One where he could have a small break away from the super powered teens he looked after and their shenanigans. Maxima sighed, running a hand through his hair. Judging by the manās expression and the tautness of his body - an obvious tell that he was itching to throw fists - heād probably get dragged into a fight even if he turned down the offer. A weary sigh left his throat. Better to comply and get it over with, he supposed.
āWell, since youāre doing this during my off time, can I at least finish my whiskey first?ā He gave the amber-filled glass a small shake, making the ice cubes rattle against each other.
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With twin massive crates on his shoulders, Maxima followed along behind Pendles, traversing the treacherous path into one of his hideouts. He was careful to place his feet in the exact same spots the roa did. And paid careful heed to any and all verbal instructions that were uttered, to the letter. His scanners could pick up a fair few of the traps, but not all, and heād rather not have an acid bath or lose his handsome head to them.
Having that part of the journey eventually end with their entrance into the main room was a small relief. Though he still gave the digs a short, wary appraisal. He could pinpoint a few more traps here and there. Evidently, Pendles was a very cautious snake. And clever, much of what he was picking up very well-hidden, and in likely spots for thieves to try sticking their hands.Ā
āImpressive set-up,ā he commented, very much genuine in the compliment. Metal-capped fingers drummed one of the boxes lightly. Whatever was in them both was heavy; enough so to warrant the cyborgās help with transporting them. His assumption was that this was something murder and/or torture related. āSo, where did you want these?ā
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Maxima didnāt look up from chopping up vegetables for tonightās dinner, an action almost as soothing and instinctively ingrained as touching up his sideburns. Theyād be having stew tonight, among other things.
āYou know. I had my doubts about you, initially...ā Well, he still did, but he kept them private. Even if the strange readings his scanners kept picking up from her put him on edge. āBut itās been good to have you around, Naomi. If only because itās made Kā become less withdrawn.ā In all the years Maxima had known him, he didnt think heād ever seen the kid smile so much and so freely.
āWell,ā he added as an afterthought. āHaving an extra set of hands to help me with the chores is good, too.ā He did look up this time, grinning and gesturing with the knife at the dishes she was washing. They went through so many in this little apartment; ravenous appetites abound here.
ā i respect that. but you should know, i donāt HAVE to play nice.ā
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āI do know. And I donāt expect you to.ā To do so would have been a foolish endeavour; he hadnāt known her for long, yet heād already figured out this much. The Valkyrie bowed to nobodyās will but her own. āThat said⦠was it really necessary to replace my Vapor Cannon shells with glitter bombs?ā
He held out an arm, letting her get a look at all the sparkly flecks settled on the metal. And, to his lament, into the crevices of his arm cannon.
āI mean, cāmon. It was just a donut - which I will again remind you came from a box I bought, in the first place - and I was going to go out and buy more, anyway.ā He picked sulkily at one of the glitter flecks, but only succeeded in pushing it deeper into one of the cracks in his armour. Heād be picking this mess out for the foreseeable future. Maybe he should get the vacuum⦠āOr is this because I made you deal with the fire hazard on your own for a week?ā
Forest, Tide
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Forest: Where are you most calm?
āOn the balcony, just before dawn breaks.ā When the world is quiet, save for stirring birds, and he can enjoy his coffee, maybe even read a book, in peace. āThe kitchen in general, too. Well⦠up until Kā tries to fix himself something non-microwaveable to eat, anyway.ā Despite his best efforts to teach the damn kid, he couldnāt not set off the fire alarm with his atrocious stovetop cooking skills.
Tide: Can you swim/do you like to swim?
āIf you can call boosting myself through the water with my leg jets at full power swimming⦠then yes, I can totally still swim.ā A wry grin slips into place. āThis bodyās useful, but it isnāt exactly the most buoyant. And Doc Makishimaās still working out kinks in the civilian one⦠The aforementioned buoyancy problem, and lightening it up in general, mostly. So unfortunately, itās sunbathing or sticking to the shallows for me, right now.ā
It would probably help if he had all the weapons removed, bar the chest cannon of course, since that is, essentially, his heart⦠But there are still small pockets of people trying to hunt him and the kids down, who want to follow in NESTSā footsteps and create living weapons of their own. Heād rather not be so unprotected when fending those people off.
{{I swear Iāll be properly active soon, I just wanna get all of those starters done in one hit and Iām. Yāknow. Slow and useless in general.}}
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