Corvid Knowledge Hoard

I'm either a fairy tapping creative inspiration directly into your minds or an eldritch god throwing knowledge and inspiration your way to feed off your creativity. All prompts are free to use for any creative project - attribution appreciated but not necessary. 

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I've been visiting this blog for years. I've never used a single prompt but I keep coming back because each post is like reading a little tiny baby story. And some of them are connected! It's like the MCU of the little tiny baby stories here. I don't know where I was going with this but anyway I just really want you to know that I enjoy your blog and your little tiny baby stories and it's okay to take a break for awhile, we love you <3 be careful and stay safe <3

anon i hope ur 2022 is as soft and kind as puppy paws

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I just wanted to reach out to see if y'all are alright, haven't seen y'all on my dash recently and wanted to let you know how much I enjoy your prompts and commentary. Even if you've taken a break or quit or anything, I just hope that you're all having great days and taking care of yourselves!

hello! this is crow

i'm plagued by ADHD but things are continuing to occur. prompts brain broken. every time i log into tumblr i have that sinking feeling i should be submitting stuff but you see. I am stupide. i cannot make the very small words.

i'm very into jujutsu kaisen right now and dragged mod echo in hell with me. we are fucking disasters. i'm having the time of my life.

birds

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“Hey, stranger, want to be a part of my scientific study?”

“...Depends on what the study is about.”

“Whether or not we’re biologically compatible. Wanna test it out?”

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“Good news! We’ve won the right for you to join our union. Welcome to the good fight! We agreed to waive your union dues since they aren’t paying you.”

“Oh,” the robot says. “...What does that mean?”

“We’re going to sue the shit out of your manufacturers.”

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"That is a whole child, and we are hunting a cult."

"Believe me, where xe was? Was worse."

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"You're a menace to society," xe says carefully, before xir lips crack into a smile. "But a society that sorely needs menaced."

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Hello! I don’t mean this to sound rude, and it is second hand information so please fact check me, but I believe “abo” is a slur used for aboriginal people (in I think Australia? again, I am not sure on that, I saw it on another omegaverse post telling people to not call it abo). However, I did think it was worth noting, and I know you guys tend to like to be good about that kind of stuff. Have a lovely day.

thanks for letting us know! None of us are Australian (and if any of our followers ARE can you let us know the scope of the issue?) and aren't familiar with Australian specific slurs. we'll try and keep an eye out - i think mod unname already altered his tags

i haven't heard this nor seen any posts about it and i know a/b/o w/no slashes is REALLY COMMON in omegaverse posting so if there is anyone with more information on the subject please hit us up

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“Listen,” the older omega says, tiredly. “I know X is kind of an asshole, but xe means well. Xe just hasn’t really gotten a grip on the alpha pheromones, but xe’s really, genuinely good. Much better than most other alphas I’ve been around.”

The younger omega looks up at em through hir eyelashes. “I mean, I’m sure X is fine and all, but I’d really rather have someone like you.”

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“Darling, you know you’re my favorite,” the deity said, patiently. “But I need you to stop biting my clerics, please.”

“Maybe your clerics should be less biteable then.”

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“Listen, kid, I like you, but I’m only going to tell you this once. Do not go into the caves. They’re no place for someone like you.”

“Well, okay then! If it’s important to you, then I won’t. Do you want to go swimming?”

“...Are you serious?”

“What?”

“You’re really just not going to question that?”

“I mean, I figure probably if you wanted to tell me, you would, but you didn’t, so you must not want to tell me, and that’s fine.”

“You’re... really something else.”

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“Well, aren’t you a pretty little thing,” the alien asks, indulgently, and touches a claw to the underside of X’s chin. Xe’s sharply dressed in a business suit that has allowances for xir non-standard anatomy and twelve feet of height, and it makes X absolutely forget how to speak.

“Thank you, mx,” X stutters, and the alien laughs.

“Very cute. You should come back to my rooms with me.”

X... has no idea how to respond to that.

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There’s something living under your skin.

No, not something. Someone.

It’s not you. You think. You’re pretty sure. You’ve never been so hungry before. Never been the kind of person to get mad, either. But now it feels like everything's turning your stomach into knots, demanding - something.

You can remember things, too. Someone else’s name. Someone else’s body, built different from your own. You keep tripping over things, expecting your legs to be longer, your centre of gravity to be higher.

It’s not you. You don’t know who it is.

They don’t like that name, either.

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writes one super weird prompt

brain: okay that’s all i got

sighs

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i hope y’all don’t mind i keep randomly popping in like HECK a few days after the queue runs dry gkflrdsw

lets have another chatty afternoon while i figure shit out

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"So you believe me? You think I'm innocent!?"

The hero snorts. "Oh, honey. I've seen you in action enough times to know you couldn't pull off something on this scale, even if you wanted to."

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"If you hurt xir, I swear to every god still living-"

"Calm down, magician. I've sold my soul to vengeance once. I don't plan on doing it again."

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“Have you considered; violence?”

“Considered and applied liberally. It hasn’t worked. I think we need to try... diplomacy.”

“Much, much harder to follow violence with diplomacy, but alright I’ll see what I can do.”