𝑀𝑎𝑥 𝐵𝑙𝑎𝑛𝑐𝑜 [𝙔𝙪𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙩

[shotgun-to-your-heart]

Cook for you? Feed you? No one’s gonna every love you like Kotori

[ryvkai]

don’t fall in love with straight girls //

[maxalxblanco]

jansdkjankjsda iamdeaddasjhdbajksda

[fragmentedjewel]

Yoshiko: Our newest recruit, the little-animal type little demon, Kurosawa Ruby! Fufu. Both Heaven and Hell will be shaken up after the rumours about this cute little demon spreads.

Yoshiko: Ufufu. The costume’s made to fit Ruby, she’s definitely fitting to be Yohane’s little demon with that appearance.

Yoshiko: it can’t be helped, I can’t let Ruby in the rain. Let’s switch the shooting location to the classroom.

Yoshiko: Yohane’s a true fallen angel, after all, this kind of unfortunate situation is within expectations. I thought that with Ruby around my luck would change somewhat, but apparently not.

Yoshiko: Oh, the rain has stopped…I can see the clear sky now. That’s great… With this, I can continue the shooting with Ruby.

Yoshiko: Could it be that Ruby’s a really lucky little demon after all? Ruby’s really unfair… No, that’s not it. I’m sure she’d make a good little demon.

Ruby: Today, I’m going to be Yohane’s little demon. Ruby’s happy to be able become Yohane’s little demon.

Ruby: I’m sorry to keep you wait-…that’s not it…. Sorry to keep you waiting, Ruby’s l-lovely s-servant…

Ruby: Yoshiko-chan’s a cool fallen angel you know. I think it’s lovely that she has a world of her own! It’d be great if Ruby could become one too.

Ruby: Maybe being Yohane’s little demon brings happiness. Ruby would like to see the rainbow with Yoshiko-chan at the beach.

[ha-p-p-i-er-deactivated20191010]

Riko: you look like my first wife.

You: wow, you’ve been married before?

Riko, smirks: no.

You:

[maxalxblanco]

jnzxmcnjkmxvskzmcz -cries in youriko-

[norisami]

Love Live! School Idol Festival ALL STARS - PERFECT Dream Project icons. ✫

Use it as you want, but please, give source! norisami.tumblr.com

[shslprettybomberhead]

✦ Aqours season 2 anime art icons ✦ Please like or reblog if you use and/or save!

[zuraeveryday]

Kiss me, you lesbian mikan

[chisakiu]

Aqours | Holiday icons.

Like if you use them

[super-affection]

[cinnamaru-blog]

♡ twitter packs: kanamaru ♡ 

[maxalxblanco]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LOAMOBOLUDO

[lovelykanan]

the kanamaru is real with this one

[maxalxblanco]

yeah

[kunikidiamaru]

[maxalxblanco]

SOOOOOO

THAT SHIT

OMAGAH

ITS ME

[maxalxblanco]

Dia: Tell me, Hanamaru, who's your daddy?

Hanamaru: A-ah... I, um... I w-wish I could t-tell you, but I was o-orphaned ever since I was a child...

Mari: Cut! Hanamaru, please stop getting flustered during this scene, this is supposed to be your tragic backstory!

Mari: And Dia-chan, please stop saying that line in that tone of voice! Bedroom eyes are for the bedroom scene!

Kanan: Maybe we should just redo that part of the script...

[maxalxblanco]

yeah...

Yosafire: How much 1 + 1 gives?

Froze: What? Are you an idiot? It's 2 obviously!

Yosafire: Wrong! It gives 3!

Macarona: Wait what

Yosafire: Yeah. Two people get twins. But you also have to add the government's financial help for getting enough money to feed the twins. However the husband ends up arrested for mugging against an old woman,thus the poor wife have to take of the twins all alone.

Froze:

Rawberry:

Chelan:

Dialo:

Macarona: What the f-

[maxalxblanco]

Yosafire: The stars are beautiful

Emalf: Y-yeah...

Yosafire:Y-you know who else is Beautiful?

Emalf: *blushes* W-who?

Yosafire: Froze

Froze: *blushes while listening behind them*

[incorrectmogekoquotes]

Something I spawned in the thegraygardencrackfacts Discord

Emalf: Being a cuckold is-

Froze, holding Yosafire in her arm: Emalf, shut up and get the fuck out. I’m gonna fuck your wife now.

[maxalxblanco]

Froze: my wife**

[maxalxblanco]

Yosafire, lying in bed: Hey, are you asleep yet?

Froze: Yes.

Yosafire: Oh, okay, I won’t bother you then.

[two hours later]

Yosafire: …

Yosafire: Wait a minute-