hey iâm super late to the party but ur friendly internet poet here to Stop This Madness before you Become The Madness.Â
i kind of think of the blank page of ms word as like. when you walk through a doorway into a room and are like âwtf was i even doing.â for some reason our brain sees blank and then draws a blank. and ur like. i was actually really excited about that 45 seconds ago?? come back idea we can still be friends!!
so how do you. not do that? here are some tips that i just PERSONALLY LEARNED and arenât like. purdue university.Â
donât you dare even look at tumblr or any other site tbh just get out asap
if you have trouble detaching from reality, have an emergency Music Bin of classical music/instrumental/video game music saved on ur computer. Not the internet. not the internet. bc you type âyoutubeâ in the url bar, goodbye cruel world. 3 AM and youâre watching compilations of cats talking. just have it saved somewhere on ur library and hit play. block out the noise of the Rest of the World.
the sound of rain/mood/white noise helps, thereâs a bunch of sites for that, but tbh just download rain sounds from youtube when youâre bored one day so you donât get lost in one of those ~calming masterposts~
if something is Immediately Pressing, try to âwriteâ internally and do the thing at the same time - i canât tell you how many good ideas iâve had while making myself a sandwich. being away from the blank page and handling my hunger help.
donât wait. write it now. NOW. now. not âafter scrolling another secondâ no now , right now. i have left bed at 2 AM to write. you gotta #commit bc the truth is if you donât, you have the worst anticlimax when your brain lets you down. it gave you a gift and you said youâd open it later and now itâs mad at you. donât do that. just open the gift.
donât fear. if it comes out bad itâs still OUT. writers live in the Void Of Self-Doubt, where sometimes weâre like âhow can i do this idea justice?â and we get so tangled in being good enough for it that we never do it. who cares if you accidentally write like 3 sentences where u meant to write 16 pages. it just means that youâre concise as hell my guy. itâs always easier to build from something than nothing.
fuck everything else. if your brain is like â!!!!!!!!!!!â like mine is (24-7 my guy) itâs hard to âturn it offâ how do you write when everything is crowded up there? my solution is to turn the writing up. turn up your imagination so loud it shouts down everything else. you canât make inspiration but when you start thinking, those cogs get turning. and everything else drowns out.
THE SCARY SCARY DURING:
fuck ms word. itâs so blank!!! tbh a lot of my writing gets started ANYWHERE ELSE, bc i canât look at a blank page without getting Writer Sweats. start it at the bottom of your english essay. type it in a tumblr text box so itâs lowkey and not official. i have a saved document of just like ⊠half-stories or story ideas and bc theyâre not Official, they can be weird and painless and quick.
you gotta write bad stuff before you learn to write good stuff so who cares if itâs not poe like itâs yours just keep writing even if it doesnât âmeasure upâ to what you want it to exactly look like.
donât start at the beginning, fuck the beginning. your brain started with the idea halfway, right? so you start there too. sometimes i just pick up in the middle of a sentence - âand it was good enough, at last.â who cares what happens before that, my idea starts there, so iâm gonna start there!Â
on that note, trust your readers. half the time i just decide - u know what, i see this world like this, and you can catch up as i go. a writer when you sit there and have to explain âin this world mice are hording your secrets and They Know,â great, now youâve written the whole story in one sentence. just write it and let ppl figure it out. donât waste the inspiration trying to explain the rules behind your floating city. write the city and run in it while you have the energy.Â
parts missing? like you just really have a setting there but wtf is the plot gonna be? or holy shit a character with bazookas for hands!! handgun guy!!! but like in what world â yeah it happens to all of us. the thing is, instead of being like âthis is nothing,â remind yourself you have so much to explore because you just fucking invented something. even if you write fanfic and the world is already there and stuff like that - dang son explore everything. is there dust in the house is he allergic to cats whatâs it like in the forest are there many dogs? does he like being kissed upside down howâs that desk they keep doing it on and what has it seen poor thing. and when you start that, you realize - wait! thatâs the story! the desk breaks or family shows up and asks to buy it (why wonât u just sell it, laura dear, u hardly do any real work at it) - thatâs where itâs all hiding. think of ur brain as giving you the whole idea every time - itâs just up to you to look.Â
donât edit fuck editing youâll get around to it eventually
âoh i changed a rule i should go backâ no donât youâll get to it eventually, just keep writing
âdoes this sound natural?â who cares just write
fuck it sometimes i literally will change what iâm saying in the middle of a sentence but instead of deleting i just keep it up because then iâm not starting back at the topÂ
grammar is a silly silly myth and you can break it with your big strong lobster claws and i even hope you do break it
meaning if youâre like me and sometimes donât write in Caps or you start going forwards in Txt speech it literally doesnât matter just go, heck, once i was in the flow and instead of writing a response for something i just had a character say â>:Iâ and it worked.
if none of the above is even helping not at all: DONâT CLOSE IT. SIT . BE GOOD.  SIIIITTTTTâŠ. SIT. stare at it. stare it down. when u give up too fast the idea is like âfine. i wasnât good enough to fight for? bye.â i would say that the average âstare-downâ time iâd give an idea before giving up on it is 15 minutes. not 15 âchanging the tab to be on fbâ minutes. 15 donât you dare look at anything else minutes. bc chances are? minute 5 your brain will become Bored - and it will open up bc itâs like âfine fuck you if this is all weâre gonna focus on letâs go.â
THE GRUESOME AFTERMATH:
go get water and pat yourself on the back kid
even if it went badly do that bc writing is hard and you tried your bestÂ