Naught 🥜

haircut? #simopollonsummer

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I know failure hurts. I know we have to get back up again. I know, I know. Easier said than done.

My nuts have been bottled up and kept in their jars.

I have failed you, all of you who follow my nut journey.

There is no nut of the day.

It's not a nut day.

But there's one thing that's been on my mind, aching for me to do something with it, tearing apart my original objective.

I'm thinking of writing a Philomena Cunk x Eva Stratt fanfiction. That's it, I've said it.

Have a happy no nut day!

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False alarm, but thin ice

@simonbackarchmoaningwordsout

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I feel I must acknowledge these posts. I have been away on a wellness retreat, unable to see @wrapaugateaux and @maxiduplessi 's posts, which I am now actively discovering. It is such a shock to come back from my nonograms to this alarming reality, but I shall not avoid the truth any longer. It is quite honestly alarming that you feel this way, but have never thought to notify me of such passionate emotions. Had I known from the birth of these feelings you hold, we might have been able to reconcile this fiancéship of us. But now, I can't hide the truth any longer, which is that I truly have always felt better completing my little nonograms on the side, than I've ever felt with your company.

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Well yes

French translation: Ben oui

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Nut of the day

Day 2! My journey is going great!

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I am suspicious of you. You know who you are.

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Thank you! I know who I am ☺️ I feel validated

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Nut of the day

First day of my journey! So excited to share this with you wonderful beings. It's a big world that we live in, and sometimes we have to stop, breathe in and remind ourselves of how beautiful little things can be.

Like my d

Short king

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A haircut? Liberation.

The other day I walked into a field, so full of flowers.

Today I try to recall it. A blur, an impressionist, brushstrokes of color.

As if in order to keep a flower's memory close, I'd need to cut it from its root. Made temporary, to last longer.

A haircut? Liberation.

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Let’s just say… the devil made me do it

@maxiduplessi @simonbackarchmoaningwordsout

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Do what? Who? What's the what who?

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Be prepared

[simonbackarchmoaningwordsout]

Is Simonback the new type of outback? Please

Thank you simonbackarchmoaningwordsout 💖☺️have a wonderful day🌄🌞⚜️🌷

Yes and I have a new set coming in with Simonella chicken as a Simopollon-Summer kit. The other ones sold out too fast so Marcus thought of adding little poisonous birds along with the popular order.

Thank you dearie, a wonderful afternoon to you as well!

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Hello dear I had only one small question to ask you.

I didn't have any of your so-called "simonella chicken" and I made the wise choice to substitute it with "salmonella chicken". It was utterly and thoroughly disgusting. A horror! I'm sick.

One star.

All in kindness and gratitude, what's wrong with your recipe?

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Well that's because you weren't supposed to substitute it with that distasteful horror! Next time, do yourself the favour of simply not replacing the Simonella chicken by anything, won't you? It's a recipe simply too complicated to write out in all its glory, and I can't be bothered to find a working replacement without exposing the Simonella chicken's deep secrets.

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Oh I see! Very well, in that case I shall try again when my oven grows large enough to hold all the glory of a Simonella Chicken.

Warm regards,

Your dear friend, @maxiduplessi

[simonbackarchmoaningwordsout]

Is Simonback the new type of outback? Please

Thank you simonbackarchmoaningwordsout 💖☺️have a wonderful day🌄🌞⚜️🌷

Yes and I have a new set coming in with Simonella chicken as a Simopollon-Summer kit. The other ones sold out too fast so Marcus thought of adding little poisonous birds along with the popular order.

Thank you dearie, a wonderful afternoon to you as well!

[maxiduplessi]

Hello dear I had only one small question to ask you.

I didn't have any of your so-called "simonella chicken" and I made the wise choice to substitute it with "salmonella chicken". It was utterly and thoroughly disgusting. A horror! I'm sick.

One star.

All in kindness and gratitude, what's wrong with your recipe?

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Please what is the the what

The what is the what you see because wh is the answer to th so that is what and the what is that you see it's just that what is the what is the what because yeah.

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Did you cut your not?

Haircut?

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