Maxie |-/

Taken <33 | Lvl 17 | auDHD ☆

[the-muppet-joker]

At Dash Con. Looking SO Bad Ass. Everyone is too intimidated by my powerful aura to approach me

[kirbyphil]

Phil wearing baby tees is so important to me, but him never standing up to show it off is also my villain origin story

[openhandsanyway]

I appreciate how Dan really needed to let us know that he has in fact seen the edits of Phil spelling "FAG", even though they couldn't actually include them.

[energetic-warriorr]

can we clown dan for reading fourth wing

[twentyonepilots]

our new full length album Breach will be here in september. the first song, The Contract, comes out june 12th. hello Clancy hello Blurryface let’s finish this |-/

[phillietemple]

“I really think that 14 year old Dan and 14 year old Phil would have gotten along quite well”

“I think they’d have been friends!”

I was watching the mark of oxin video, they had that exchange and i fell to my knees. here you go

[hoodiestrings]

me after hitting you in the head with a big soft dice

[dpdailyupdate]

Dan & Phil reposted this tweet!

23 April 2205

[dpdailyupdate]

Phil replied to this comment on ‘Forcing Dan to watch my TikTok likes to distract from global politics’

[xxcondesing-snarlxx]

theres a littke kid somewhere running around with phils sheets on his feet

[maxieplier]

hi I begged for these.. didn’t get them but soon I’ll acquire now that I have a job.

[lizardsmp3]

Ok.

[tetrapaec]

[wolfentwined]

this is who youre asking to work 40hrs per week btw

[r4wrbi3]

I feel like I see a lot of people talking about how they wish they could like permanently become their kin species and lowkey I get it but in this current life I really just wish I could shapeshift.

I’m too human to become an animal forever but I’m too animal to be a human forever :[ I just want to be a werewolf who can shapeshift at will, so I can sleep comfortably and have a different form at will.

But alas, I cannot truly have that :’[

[i-fvck-r0tary-phonez]

the reason dogs always walk up to me when i see them out of the house is because they know i am one of them .

[taxidermycanine]

me when i'm definitely not hiding from the world and also my responsibilities. i am so normal. normal wolf

[the-muppet-joker]

Greetings Transgenders... I am happy to anounce that today you are extra visible to me. I can see you so clearly. I am looking at you. I am nodding and smiling. I will continue to look at you with both of my eyes wide open for the rest of the day. I will not blink until midnight. Happy Trans Gender Day Of Visibility!!!!!!!!