vampire moon

hawi ❁ she/her ❁ 20s

[diphowell]

right.

[rowan-the-sorcerer]

i am so obsessed with the way dan and phil perform a whole ass song every tour when it has absolutely nothing to do with their regular content and neither of them are particularly vocally trained. like they really woke up one day when writing tatinof and said fuck it

[userlesbian]

sacrificial lamb

[escapedaudios]

When I was a little boy, girls used to just do random cartwheels for no reason. Then one day, they stopped. Now that I am a man, no women randomly do cartwheels. This is because society is evil and killed the cartwheel impulse in their soul. They don't even spin horizontally anymore. It's fucked up.

[deadandphilgames]

remember in the liveshow where someone asked them if they were brothers

how could I ever forget

[diphowell]

i didn't realize that if there was something physically between him and phil when he got excited, dan would just pull that shit down over him so he could get to phil. and then there's phil standing on his toes to see dan over the board.

[pseudophan]

and you got it congrats

[reunitedinterlude]

and other sentences by phil

[sillychillidog]

computer enhance

[anacarolinaflr]

no but seriously imagine it

[69yaoi-lover-69]

🥺

[diphowell]

two nickels

[hoodiestrings]

okaaay it's slightly worse than this years one but whatever <3

[fryday]

so............ not a peck

[hardlaunchable]

so how did the sharpie rub off?

inspired by this post by @chaos-slice-pop

[diphowell]

that is his man!

[purpurussy]

Mr beast tried to lock them in a cage