Maximarian

Heyo I'm Maxi. Love to do the arts and to shitpost.

[shpepyao]

Supposed to be a funguary entry, but never finished as one

[maximarian]

Been a while since I logged on here. But since the rest of the socials are going to the crapper thought I'd give it a shot! Post some artstuff and such.

[reginaldqueribundus]

Keanu Reeves’s career is so funny to me. Like these are the movies he’s famous for:

Himbos save the universe

FBI undercover surfer man

Bus go boom if drive too slow

Reality is a hologram and this guy is the Messiah or something, he knows kung fu

Man loses wife, dog, murders literally everyone

[anxietyproblem]

[dynamite5ftjewishbitch]

That time the biogel packets on voyager all got sick. That’s me.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[snackonomics]

Me *who is allergic to kiwis*: this must be why I have depression.

[wingedcorgi]

matching outfits and inside jokes

[cottonbun]

Thing from the stream.

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

my nephew, who is like 11 or 12, is playing “5D Chess With Multiverse Time Travel”, which is exactly what it says on the tin, and I have never been more terrified of the youth of today

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

here’s a sample picture from the Steam page:

what the hell is this

[eusocia-deactivated20210518]

[eusocia-deactivated20210518]

[thicc-waifu-deactivated20190623]

if you guys need a representation of how long ive been on tumblr i still have this gif saved

[crowmunculus]

you are like a little baby, watch this

[tamagotchihelpline]

i am in physical agony

[brinkofpynk]

i think this is a decent contestant

[one-in-lemillion]

What the hell even is that

[macleod]

i cant breathe, what is air? dont test me ive been here since 2009 and even lived through the cole sprouse social experiment of ‘12

[glumshoe]

I’ll never understand why anthropomorphic animal cartoons like Robin Hood and Zootopia will go to the trouble of creating character designs that are meant to be understood as “attractive” or even “sexy” to the human audience but explicitly avoid showing interspecies romances between anthropomorphic animals. Why is THAT weird but, like, trying to make rabbits recognizably sexy-coded to humans isn’t?

[glumshoe]

Sometimes, sure, but why was Maid Marian a fox in Robin Hood? There wasn’t anything particularly “foxlike” about her personality, and it would make more sense for her to be a lion. They made her a fox only because Robin was a fox and making her something else would be “weird”, but I don’t think the wolf cop or the chicken maid or the lion prince were actually meant to represent race.

[countesspetofi]

The best inter species couple is Kermit and Miss Piggy as the Cratchits in A Muppet Christmas Carol, because all their sons are frogs and all their daughters are pigs, as God clearly intended.

[glumshoe]

there are only two genders: frog and pig

[forestdwellingrat]

I’ve pointed out to my friends that the fact that Kermit and Miss Piggy’s kids are like that means either

1) they reproduce asexually and the children are clones of each parent OR

2) Kermit and Miss Piggy are members of the same sexually dimorphic species, hence the split between their male and female children

yes I have spent too long running about potential muppet biology

[glumshoe]

oh god

[joshpeck]

[lakritzellaz]

December 24

A merry Christmas to all of you!

M & S from Lakritzel

[arhelius]

[peachtimes-deactivated20220831]

Nothing is scarier than when puppets h

[slavery]

U GOOD?

[theartofthecover]

“Making spirits bright. This is the way.” Happy Holidays from Star Wars and Lucasfilm holiday card pin-up (2020)

Art by: Christian Alzmann

[kalichnikov]

who needs weed when i can look at this pic

same thing

[131-di]

#we got abs. we got tiddys. we got a himbo in the back#there’s even a gargoyle??#bi culture in a photo

[unclefather]