Lockbox filled with goblins

Full of emotions and pizza - Queer - Not child friendly - Not American

[theburialofstrawberries]

awesome awesome interview with Emily Wilson

[apricops]

people saying that nepotism is a problem created by capitalism make me lose my mind. have you heard of this thing called "a king"

[masteraqua]

i flipping hate ao3's layout there's too many goddamn words

[masteraqua]

you know what i deserve this

[masteraqua]

a lot of mean things have been said about me on this post, but none of them hurt as much as this

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

This websites hatemail game is insane

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I've started watching Scavengers Reign and this thing is my new best friend

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I laughed for 30 straight seconds at this tag doubled over my keyboard

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#when i first saw this thing in the show i was like aww cute#it is not aww cute actually

It COULD have been aww cute and it MADE THE CONSCIOUS AND DELIBERATE DECISION NOT TO BE. OVER AND OVER AGAIN.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I called it a psychic divorce frog to my friend and he sent me this

So that answers that mystery I guess

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#i saw this post before watching scavengers reign and wondered what psychic divorce frog could possibly mean#but i’ve started watching it and damn that thing really is a psychic divorce frog

[part-timeslayer]

thinking about how Buffy didn't find out about the high school rumors about her being gay until college probably because the students at sunnydale were just so used to her weird shit that the lesbian thing was likely the least interesting part to talk about

like who gives a shit who she's sleeping with when you've seen her stab people with a pool stick in the middle of the club during her first week in town

[herinsectreflection]

That moment in Conversations is so hilarious to me because Buffy is like "What the hell?! Gay? I dated Scott Hope! How could they believe such a rumour?!" Meanwhile the Sunnydale students are probably watching her - about a week after splitting up with Scott she starts hanging out with some strange girl who doesn't go to your school and wears leather jackets and combat boots constantly, and is weirdly touchy with her. At one point this girl turns up during an exam, draws a heart on the window, and Buffy just like jumps out the window after her. Like... sure Buffy, it's a complete mystery why anyone would have believed that rumour. Total mystery.

[iguanamouth]

I really like winnie the pooh, Can you draw winnie the pooh pleaseeeeee

[thetyrannosaur]

Happy 10 year anniversary to this absolutely foundational post

[skiingcows]

#really cannot emphasize enough how much iguanamouth changed the site’s sense of humor and therefore the timeline of the western world

[wizardarchetypes]

your email found me at the grocery store irl. that's crazy that you gave it little legs and everything. it walked right up to me. everyone was so scared one person screamed when i picked it up. i said it's okay you just do this kind of thing sometimes. while i was reading, its little legs were just sort of dangling in the air. someone asked me if it's alive and if holding it like that made it uncomfortable. i told them idk i just get the emails i don't send them.

[whichcouldmeanothing]

these guys haven't seen goncharov

[captorations]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Humans are like "let me hold the thing. Let me pick it up. It's cute and I want to hold it, I want to wrap my weird elongated front feet around it, I want to encircle it with my freakishly long, oddly flexible front toes. I HAVE to hold things I HAVE to or I'll die."

[elisabethdeep-blog]

I know normal people can just pass their bill over and around an object and know most things worth knowing about it, but humans don't have electroreceptors At All. They only have mechanoreceptors. Which are most concentrated in the aforementioned 'hands'... and in their mouths.

They do also have eyes, and their vision is actually pretty acute. But their optic and mechanic sensory inputs aren't integrated together like electro-mechanic sense is. So they have these two fairly sophisticated sensory complexes that Barely talk to each other.

No wonder they try to bring the two inputs together in their environment then; picking things up and turning them around allows them to apply both their mechanical and optical senses to the object. They're just trying to make up for a deficiency of neural organisation.

And like. I mentioned the other concentration of mechanoreceptors is in their mouth... So just be glad they mostly grow out of constantly wrapping their viscera-looking tongue around everything.

[light-camera-bitch-smile]

Nona: What do YOU think is hot Pyrrha?

Pyrrha: Landmine people. People who rig the world to explode.

CamPal: Hold my beer.

*eightfold words. literally light themselves on fire.*

Pyrrha: Wait hold on—

[plantanarchy]

She is busy actually

[shigure]

i'm sorry i never did your tag game. i love you

[paperandpencilsandskips]

[quantum-wordsmith]

[vulcartist]

I translated the Ea-Nasir complaint into vulcan and engraved it in on a cooper plate

[tournevis-real]

The tumblrest sentence I have ever seen

[escuerzoresucitado]

[carys-the-ninth]

"The magic system is never fully explained" yeah that's how life works. Imagine having a story set in modern day America and the characters have several pages of exposition on combustion engines and telecommunication networks before we get to the plot