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captainsnoop-deactivated2020041

the donald trump animatronic at disneyland’s hall of presidents looks like they made an animatronic for hillary, went “oh fuck” and stretched a hastily-made donald trump skin over hillary’s facial structure

lindsaychrist

me at my psychiatrists appointment lying about everything so i continue to make absolutely no progress

localstarboy

I’m so mad I watched this 😂

13242567-deactivated20210306

where is her nobel prize

iknowplacesliketarth

adorealain

thetrippytrip

ripcloudbrah-deactivated2018090

fuckin high schoolers in productions of Hair or Rent do gay kisses at age 16 grow the fuck up ben

blackwoolncrown

Are straight white people okay????

What is this?!

squeezemetillipop

People like this exist. Interesting.

feliicityrampant

this story has a part 2

doctormemes

THERE IS A PART 3 WITH GUEST RESPONSES I REPEAT THERE IS A PART 3 THIS IS NOT A DRILL

bullyfemme

glorious-scumbag

I thought things couldn’t get more horrifyingly amusing than the woman who wanted people to pay $1000 each to go to her wedding so she could “feel like a Kardashian for a day” and had a Facebook breakdown about it saying she was gonna go backpacking in Peru to “find herself” after being “betrayed” by her friends who didn’t want to partake but here we are

caffeinatedcorvid

I thought it was the same person ngl.

imsuchacapricorn

I’m in the wedding shaming group and saw both this and the Peru post before it went viral. Love it.

imsuchacapricorn

THERE’S AN UPDATE

a-melior-ate

Stephanie is a true hero.

hemilf

my favorite thing about this update is that the fact that we are even SEEING this means there’s AT LEAST one other snitch in the party that she hasn’t caught yet