"Life is... weird."

This blog is under construction and I crave death.

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me: tries to preorder a game

me: also gives the wrong phone number

me: life is a series of mistakes

me: i crave death

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eat my shorts

me @ me

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this is a test spare me the bullying

To be honest I just needed to write a paragraph to test how text would look on my blog, so I’m just gonna write every line I remember from that bunny video to see how it works. I ate so much fucking shit one the fourth of July. I said I wouldn’t, but then I did, and now I’m paying for it by working out in a hundred fucking degree weather. I HATE MYSELF SO MUCH. WHY THE FUCK DID I DO THAT? screaming

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