incapable

time flows in strange ways on Sundays

[zygon-commander]

The censored version of super graphic ultra modern girl that plays at my workplace is actually superior because they censor the word “fugly” so Chappell just goes “He was wearing these……. Jeans.” and it sounds way more devastating

[danielkahndyke]

holy shit

[maximusremingtonblue]

Holy shit

[wyatthazy]

of course!

[wyatthazy]

tags by prev @bleekay because exactly

#i just love the thought that when he said “i also like you”#he maybe expected shane to say “i like you too” #so when shane did not say that he immediately backtracked lmao #“i like you.... oh. but not like... LIKE you. you know. just like your mouth. maybe i dont like you at all even idk”

[cloudabserk]

BEST DAY EVER ☀️🌸❤️🦋

based on this

[museifushindoushugi]

it’s dangerous to go alone. take this

[romy7]

thanks

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[drugstoreperfumemp3]

The swords kissed and sprang apart and kissed again. Jaime’s blood was singing. This was what he was meant for; he never felt so alive as when he was fighting, with death balanced on every stroke. And with my wrists chained together, the wench may even give me a contest for a time. […] High, low, overhand, he rained down steel upon her. Left, right, backslash, swinging so hard that sparks flew when the swords came together, upswing, sideslash, overhand, always attacking, moving into her, step and slide, strike and step, step and strike, hacking, slashing, faster, faster, faster. - ASOS, Jaime III

[foreiqnersgod]

[christophernolan]

#WATCH SCRUBS THEY SAID #IT WILL BE FUN THEY SAID

[jonahsimms]

jake and amy looking at each other [23/∞] - the mattress 

[dwight-schrutes]

happy columbus day :)

[brote-de-soja]

[captainevans]

remember how low chris’ voice dropped when he said he wants to be a daddy because i sure af do

[salty-red-mage]

[keepingupwiththegifs]

[beastmac]

me not thinking about my boyfriend:

me thinking about my boyfriend:

me fucking seeing my boyfriend:

[loloekejejejje-deactivated20180]

Yall and you’re fucking relationships can fuck off, just let me be sad in peace

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

Shut up and go find another post to be salty in smh

[fitmunk-deactivated20180620]

@sawsbuckle @dadgician

[flunkerlux]

[zincs]