Max

AHHHH

[thedgeofsleep]

how 'celebrating iron lung digital release' to 'finding out mark knows about bloodymary' got everyone like

[maxismeyhem]

What are your thoughts on the newest MAAM vids?

AHHHH i love them so much!! Im so excited that dreamer and lincoln are probably gonna start dating PLUSSS the idea that maybeee poly MAAM is still possible. but ahhhh i love lincoln so much he's so peak!!

[maxismeyhem]

*smooth jazz*

did somebody order a pizza with—*checks order*—uh very little cheese, alot of sauce, and EXTRA LARGE SAUSAGE?

im a vegitarian.

(leave it at the door)

go home suzan your kids miss you.

(ill call you later)

[maxismeyhem]

dont be scared people PUH LEASEEEE give me more asks.

ill answer anything 😭

[uncertainbravado]

it's not really going how tugger thought it would go..

[maxismeyhem]

Feet pics?

ask nicer.

[loveridden1999]

in a way i am my own dead wife

[misquoted-chronicles]

Tav: I want to hear those three little words.

Astarion: I love you.

Tav: That's sweet. Try again.

Astarion: *pouts and crosses arms* Fine. I will behave.

Narrator: Astarion did not behave. Later that day, he went on a goblin killing spree and got in a fight with an old lady.

[goth-queen]

[my-dailydreams]

[bewitchedcorpse]

Ahahahaha I know what I am

[anarchistmemedistro]

[anarchistmemedistro]

[anarchistmemedistro]

[animentality]

[datsderbunnyblog]

The scientology speedruns were already funny but I thought they were joking when they said they were mapping the building. I absolutely lost it when I saw the actual map.

[animentality]

[twinkhole-destroyer]

“nobody wants to work anymore” yeah because everyone wants to kill themselves