[veryfunnymemes]

[kuroii98]

[interstellar-space-cadet]

I’m every one in this

[closecaptionvevo]

MAN 1 (in a high pitched, whiny voice) Look what you’ve done to my peonies!

WOMAN (angrily) They’re marigolds!

MAN 2 God! I think she’s right! They are marigolds!

MAN 1 I may not know my flowers, but I know a (yells in her direction) bitch when I see one!

[kosciuszkovevo-deactivated20200]

It’s back!

[yimmypee]

my therapist: yeah come on in, you can put your purse down wherever, i’ll be with you in just a second.

me:

[ulibeanzz]

when the months keep passing by even though you’re not in the head space to emotionally process them and you realize it is impossible to escape the passage of time

[brood-mother]

Remember the confusion over the mild sexual content rating for tlj? It’s adam drivers tits. Honest to god, it’s literally for his one 3 sec shirtless scene. That warning did nothing tho, I was not prepared! I nearly died! Those tits had me in no condition, I was spilling my beer, I dropped my candy on the floor, knocked the hotdog out the guy next to me’s hand, wigs flew, pearls were clutched, babies were crying, dogs were barking. Boy is built like a refrigerator with a perm! Thank fuck I wasn’t seeing this is 3D or they would have came flying straight at me, breaking my neck and killing me instantly.

[psy-kylo-gy]

This made me laugh for ten straight minutes

[cvntyeonjun]

when ur hanging out in ur apartment u’ve got some candles lit ur feeling good u’ve had 8 glasses of wine then down in the street u hear two beautiful boys skateboarding or doing flips or something so u invite them up and they say where’s the bed and they ask if they can sit on the bed and u tell them sure but the sheets are expensive japanese linen and they tell u they’re not even soft:

[pendantstyles]

six months early for 2019 just to be sure

[elizabethruey]

FUCK

[marzzz76-deactivated20191028]

[valtsv]

[mercurysgf]

a shoes off house

[that-twink-over-there]

You left

the package

open

Dave?

[fishstickmonkey]

[atarivideogameburials-deactivat]

me and the girls getting together to perform rituals of femininity and depersonalization 

[nevver]

Glitterati, Vladimir Shalyapin

[nevver]

Running with Twizzlers, Madeleine Morlet

[t-u-n-i-s-i-e]

[heaveninawildflower]

Fruit and blossom taken from ‘Flora Parisiensis’ by Pierre Bulliard.

Published 1776-1783 by P. F. Didot.

New York Botanical Garden, LuEsther T. Mertz Library.

archive.org

[surrealtiktoks]

[cromerholt]