Marvelously Mad

Maya Mim, one of SEVERAL mims.

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What's your weirdest sexual fantasy?

I’m kind of into the risky factor of getting it on while riding a Ferris Wheel. Especially if I stopped time while at the top and really went for it on one of those tiny ass benches.

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Pronouns and orientation?

She/Her & Picky.

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How do you feel about the Isle?

Considering I was tortured for most of my life for a noncrime that I never committed by people who will go down in history as ”the good guys” in spite of it all. How do you think I feel?

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What animal sidekick would you have based on your personality?

A spider.

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What would you say is your greatest talent?

Magic, in theory of course because I still don’t have my stupid fucking license. But I still know more about spell-casting and potion brewing than 95% of the idiot moron Auradon kids that got to live their entire lives with it.

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How are you the most like your parent(s)? The most different?

My parents are the least interesting thing about me. I’m not talking about them.

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Which royal couple do you admire the most? Why?

I can’t think of anything more embarrassing than actually admiring a royal couple.

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Do you have a "type" and if so, how would you describe it?

Stoic, Isle Born, Hot. That’s it.

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How did you lose your virginity?

My best friend and I wanted to get it over with, so we got it over with.

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Matilda: What do you have going on that's more interesting than being a cat with me?

Maya: Absolutely anything else?

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Matilda: Do you need a hand? Or a paw? I have plenty of time now that my stray dogs got married and moved out.

Maya: No!

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Matilda: Have you gotten a handle on shape-shifting spells yet, Maya? My ittle bittle wittle familiar wants to have a cool cat gang and that means at least three kitties! Meow Mim + me is only two!

Maya: No.

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TEXT 📛 MAYNUS

Magnus: We can and are good friends no matter what but I just thought it'd be nice to have something special between us, sheesh, forget it. No, no ballroom dancing at all. Did I tell you we had a food fight in a dumpster? And then we just like texted over dinner instead of talking. It wasn't what I expected like at all.

Maya: Okay, I’m sorry. That was a nice idea, I shouldn’t have made fun of it. Having something special just between us would be nice! 😐 You really went on a date with a princess that made you, a former isle resident, climb into a dumpster and then you just texted over dinner? That is completely unexpected. Because I thought YOU were pulling a scheme and it turns out you just happened to pick a princess that might have some weird Isle fetish.

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Magnus: The point isn't for it to be doofy, the point is it shows what good friends we are or whatever. Shut up, the date was fine. She couldn't brainwash me if she tried, but she's also different than I was expecting. Definitely less of a "princess", you know?

Maya: We can’t be good friends that use each other’s full names now? I guess you do kind of need to have a brain before you can brainwash anyone. But Less of a princess how? You only had to go ballroom dancing through the forest for five minutes instead of the entire date or something?

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TEXT 📛 MAYNUS

Magnus: I get it, I'll workshop it some more. Annika.

Maya: Or don’t? My name is only 7 letters total, it doesn’t need some doofy nickname. ESPECIALLY if the idea came from her? Vom. How’d your date go by the way? Did she brainwash you into being annoying or something? Is that where the nickname came from?

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TEXT 📛 MAYNUS

Magnus: I need to make up a cringy nickname for you. That’s a sign of friendship, apparently. Do you like Mimster?

Maya: Idk, do you like Maggie? And also possibly being friendless? WHO told you that was a sign of friendship?

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what's the weirdest thing that's ever happened to you during sex?

Once I tried to do a spell to make this person’s boner last longer, but I’m still not super great at sex spells so I just ended up giving them four extra arms. Wasn’t a dealbreaker in the moment though, actually kind of make shit more fun for awhile.