the magnificent, marvelous, mad

matilda mim one of the myriad of mims. i can either see dead people or they're all in my head and either way is pretty cool if you ask me. i'm studying advanged magic right now so i can be a magic teacher someday! fond of turning myself into animals (especially cats) and collecting stray fur babies. don't mess with my family and don't call me a crazy cat lady -- i'm no lady.

[matildamim]

Pronouns and orientation?

The more time I spend in cat form, the less I identify with pronouns at all. They don’t have them, you know, it’s really about responding the names or nothing at all. I tell them to call me Cat-ilda and I’m thinking of changing my name legally as a hooman too. I’m not very firmly oriented anywhere.

[matildamim]

Do you have a "type" and if so, how would you describe it?

If you don’t like animals at all, or if you think that magic should be outlawed, then we’re probably not going to get on well at all. The most that’d get you from me is a hate-fuck, with me only putting in 30% effort, and when you die, I won’t pass on any messages from you to your loved ones.

[matildamim]

What would you say is your greatest talent?

I’m probably the best witch that I know. Magic’s always come easily to me, or at least, it did once I was allowed off the Isle, and I spend so much of my time fine-tuning it that I don’t think there’s anything I can’t do. I’m also very good at giving my cats tongue-baths. 

[matildamim]

What animal sidekick would you have based on your personality?

If you have to ask, you haven’t been paying attention.

[matildamim]

How are you the most like your parent(s)? The most different?

I’m completely my own person, as are all of you. Whether you take credit for your greatness or not is your business, but I’m choosing to love me for me.

[matildamim]

How do you feel about the Isle?

There was no magic, no ghosts, and I wasn’t allowed to keep as many cats as I wanted to, so it was essentially hell on earth. The human rights violations were pretty unfortunate too.

[matildamim]

How did you lose your virginity?

On a ragged blanket on a ship back on the Isle, under the stars. I would’ve been happy with wherever it happened though, so long as it was with the same person; I’m not with them anymore but you don’t forget your first love.

[matildamim]

What's your weirdest sexual fantasy?

That would probably be pet play. I’m already pretty submissive, so slapping on a pair of cat ears and a little tail during and being treated like a little animal would be cat-tastic.

[matildamim]

What's the weirdest thing that's ever happened to you during sex?

Once I saw somebody’s dead relative while we were having sex, and that was pretty odd. I’d never had someone show up during sexy times before. They kept trying to talk to me throughout too, but I was being taken care of pretty well so in all honesty? I didn’t catch a word they said.

[matildamim]

Which royal couple do you admire the most? Why?

That honor goes to @queenopheliarose and her boy toy. Go, little rock star.

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When's your birthday?

Why so you can look up my natal chart? So you can figure out my weaknesses? So you can destroy me?

[matildamim]

TEXT 🐈 MIMS

Maya: Absolutely anything else?

Matilda: Is that just code for hanging out with Magnus and failing your magic test again? Come on, Maya! Don't make me beg for scraps of your attention, it's sad.

[matildamim]

TEXT 🐈 MIMS

Maya: No!

Matilda: What do you have going on that's more interesting than being a cat with me?

[matildamim]

TEXT 🐈 MIMS

Maya: No.

Matilda: Do you need a hand? Or a paw? I have plenty of time now that my stray dogs got married and moved out.

[matildamim]

TEXT 💄 OPHILDA

Ophelia: I did!!! I’ve never seen one in person but I get tagged in videos of them on like every website! I’d be so offended of I were you, your grandma has such an iconic look and she shapeshifts which is like SUCH an easy excuse for an outfit reveal. Drag queens are really missing out on not doing her.

Matilda: Why haven't you ever gone in person?! Drag bars are really fun even if there are no real dragons there! That's a good point hmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMmmm thats so sad that they're keeping themselves from such awesomeness. Do you think if I shapeshifted into my grandmim and sat in the crowed that'd remind them of her awesomeness potential?

[matildamim]

TEXT 💄 OPHILDA

Matilda: Did you know some people do drag performances as your mother? I saw one at a bar the other day and it was really good! They also did a good Cruella and Ursula. Do you think I should be offended or flattered that there were no Mim-personators?