Not ya Mama's boring blog

Just because I'm a mother doesn't mean I'm exempt to posting fuck-shit every now and again. Although I know I usually just post pics of my daughter and reblog random shit along with things I find umpf worthy, societal concerns/issues and anything else that my tickle my pickle..I mean clam. I don't want to be confused with being a "mumblr/momblr" I don't give parenting advise. Every child is different and my parenting style may make you clutch your pearls. So, no thanks. I do welcome mommy blogs though. Nothing makes me happier than seeing your cute bundles on my timeline.

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Celebratory dinner with @jnc-ink - Met him on Tumblr, slid into the DMs… Now, we gettin’ married! Wow! Can’t wait to spend the rest of my life with him ♡♡♡

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…and then, we couldn’t wait so we eloped 10.14.16

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Finally took some wedding photos🤗😍🤗❤

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This is beautiful

[candiikismet]

Awwwww OMG

[evolvingessence]

A few updates since the last time this post was updated:

° We celebrated our first wedding anniversary

° We found out we were pregnant

° .. found out it was TWINS

° Had some maternity pics taken

° Welcomed our SUNS (Reinhardt and Houston) June 2018

[candiikismet]

This just keeps getting better!!! ❤️❤️❤️

[islandofmisfits-deactivated2020]

Just beautiful

[gullahch1ld]

Omfg how perfect

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I am in LOVE with everything about this post

[ncaem]

😍💓💞

[evolvingessence]

3-month old SUNS 💙💙💙

[loveslamentation]

EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS IS BEAUTIFUL OMG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dedicationsthekey]

GUYSSSSSS!!!! This is sooo beautiful! 😍❤️

[mayasmamauncensored]

This is beautiful.

[favorite-aesthetic]

Giethoorn in Netherlands has no roads or any modern transportation at all, only canals. Well, and 176 bridges too. Tourists have to leave their cars outside of the village and travel here by foot or boat by. So you can probably imagine how peaceful it is here.

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[whitepeopletwitter]

This basically sums it up

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😂

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🤷🏾‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️

[mayasmamauncensored]

@lynnwho have you been back to get waxed since the first time? I randomly ran across that video the other day and laughed till I peed all over again

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Screaming 😭😭

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^^^^^^🤣🤣🤣

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😂

[mayasmamauncensored]

The sound that just left my body lmaooooo

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[sicklesium-moved-deactivated201]

i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 

most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 

im not a pissbaby

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my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

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4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP

[lallamariamhabibi]

If ur white and like this post I fux with u

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^absolutely

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5. It’s hard to be offended when white people jokes involve bland food/tourist dads in socks and sandals/white girls in yoga pants obsessed with pumpkin spice/suburban PTA moms and other harmless and mostly true stereotypes while jokes about POC involve them being called thugs/criminals/slurs/uneducated/illegal immigrants.

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i fucks with u heavy if ur white and you reblog this

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6. They’re usually really fucking funny and don’t perpetuate stereotypes that will ever affect me economically, politically, or cause me any true harm, let alone create risks that “justify” my murder and/or death

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Waits for my white mutuals to reblog😌

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yesyesyesyes

[eggpla]

7. I still don’t know how to season chicken

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8.  telling POC good white jokes will make them laugh even harder if you’re white and the obvious subject of the joke, like I work at a coffee shop and I was chatting with a customer about fall arriving and it being my favorite season and when the customer left I turned around and said to my POC co-worker “did you know if you say ‘pumpkin spice latte’ three times in the mirror, a white girl appears and tells you all her favorite things about fall” and she’s STILL laughing about it

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hey listen im gay as fuck but girls? yall are all gorgeous have a nice day

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hey listen, im a huge lesbian but boys? yall are all handsome have a nice day

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hey listen, im bisexual and everyone? gorgeous, have a good day!

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Hey, listen, im ace and everyone? Way cute, have a fantastic day

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I feel queer solidarity in this Chili’s tonight

[mayasmamauncensored]

Hey y’all. I’m pansexual. ALLLLLL y’all are beautiful. Have a fabulous day!!!

[mayasmamauncensored]

Oh HAY tumblr. It’s been like 5011 years since I’ve been on here. So much has happened in that time. Y’all remember sprout? She’s a whole nearly 6 yr old now. It’s fucking crazy.

[i-am-no-otherbutmyself]

Need a “Wya I wanna come see you” in my life

[icyyybrat]

U dead lying if you dont ever wanna settle down and give all ur love to somebody. that shit is beautiful

[catchymemes]

Progression of Sobriety

Source: imgur.com

[rumble-and-roar]

Wholesome

[purplelittlemermaid]

Fuuucking wholesoooooooome

[angelstonaa]

I’m so proud of him you could see the life and happiness coming back 😍

[bdvee]

good for him! 👏🏽

[aliveaminellielizadeadtaylor]

Does she fancy me?

Or is she just being friendly?

My favourite game

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Update: she fancies me

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Update: She’s my girlfriend

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Update: We live together

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Update: We just got our first house 🏡

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Update: Here’s us with our first Christmas Tree

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Update: Here’s a little doodle of us I had commissioned for her birthday

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Update, we’re engaged

[zealousflower]

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER

[theforce]

sharice davids just unseated a republican in the middle of fucking kansas becoming the first native american woman to serve in the us house of representatives and guess what SHE’S ALSO A LESBIAN 

[spacecowboyxo]

She really just did that 👏

[ampervadasz]

:D

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Awwwww he’s so happy

[mayasmamauncensored]

I aspire to be this happy at a job

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@ _akecham

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Lordt. She fione