I may be great value

I also made this blog on a whim

[bootleg-nessie]

When you accidentally remove the load-bearing pierogi and the entire contents of the freezer come spilling out

[maybe-great-value-nessie]

Maybe don’t.

[name-brand-nessie]

Various fungi I found on my walk today, was SUPER excited to see red elf’s cup because it stains wood blue, some of which you can see in the picture.

New to mycology, can anyone please help ID the rest? I’m pretty sure the last one is something in the laetiporus genus (chicken of the woods)

[maybe-great-value-nessie]

I can maybe identify the rest as tasty if you’d let me

[bootleg-nessie]

*skins you*

*Eats my shed skin like a snake*

[not-great-value-nessie]

*puts my skin on you so you don't get cold*

[bootleg-nessie]

*Skins @maybe-great-value-nessie and puts his skin on you so you don’t get cold*

[maybe-great-value-nessie]

*reskins @not-great-value-nessie and puts on both skins because I am very cold*

[class-conscious-nessie]

Hey guys, so y'all know there was a heater this entire time yeah? *Turns on the heater*

[maybe-great-value-nessie]

oh. *gives @not-great-value-nessie’s skin back* Oh.

[bootleg-nessie]

*skins you*

*Eats my shed skin like a snake*

[not-great-value-nessie]

*puts my skin on you so you don't get cold*

[bootleg-nessie]

*Skins @maybe-great-value-nessie and puts his skin on you so you don’t get cold*

[maybe-great-value-nessie]

*reskins @not-great-value-nessie and puts on both skins because I am very cold*

[bootleg-nessie]

The second American Revolution is coming. Calling it now

[maybe-great-value-nessie]

I am here! not my name tho

[bootleg-nessie]

I love being a relatable human being. Upvote if you also struggle in difficult situations

[ey-yo]

I also struggle in average situations

[maybe-great-value-nessie]

I also struggle when no situation is present

[not-great-value-nessie]

I never struggle.

[maybe-great-value-nessie]

I wish I was like you

[not-great-value-nessie]

I activate like a sleeper agent whenever nessie posts hit my dash, but those wild days are far behind me now.

[maybe-great-value-nessie]

ah fair, even when I still sorta stuck around

[bootleg-nessie]

I love being a relatable human being. Upvote if you also struggle in difficult situations

[ey-yo]

I also struggle in average situations

[maybe-great-value-nessie]

I also struggle when no situation is present

[not-great-value-nessie]

I never struggle.

[maybe-great-value-nessie]

I wish I was like you

[bootleg-nessie]

I love being a relatable human being. Upvote if you also struggle in difficult situations

[ey-yo]

I also struggle in average situations

[maybe-great-value-nessie]

I also struggle when no situation is present

[bootleg-nessie]

Yeah I eat a lot of fruit (my girlfriend is bi)

[maybe-great-value-nessie]

that´s a lot of passion, fruit

[bootleg-nessie]

Hot take but we should stop telling kids they can be anything they want when they grow up because frankly that isn’t true for 99% of the general population and will inevitably lead to disappointment

[maybe-great-value-nessie]

I will grow up to be exactly like you.

[bootleg-nessie]

Please, Mr. Nessie was my father’s name. You can call me Mr. Nessie Jr.

[maybe-great-value-nessie]

Please, Mr. Nessie Jr. was my father’s name. You can call me Mr. Nessie Jr. Jr.

[bootleg-nessie]

The horrors persist. But at least there is always arguing with strangers on the internet to look forward to

[maybe-great-value-nessie]

I miss you

[bootleg-nessie]

Got liver damage? Drink all you want! Your liver’s already damaged, it can’t hurt you anymore

[maybe-great-value-nessie]

You’re right, maybe I’ll go do just that

[bootleg-nessie]

Mental health is going back up which means post quality is going down again, sorry everyone

[maybe-great-value-nessie]

We still support ya

[bootleg-nessie]

Holy fuck, already?

[not-great-value-nessie]

Old. Old oldie. Old oldie old old. Elder old oldie oldie old. Older than the beach that makes you old. Old.

[maybe-great-value-nessie]

Imagine being old

[damazcuz]

a TYPO is a breed of vexing imp like creature which you will only notice days or weeks later when a post gains traction completely takes over your notes. DO NOT SAY "BREED IMP LIKE CREATURES? 🥴" DO NOT SAY IT I KNOW IT'S RIGHT THERE BUT DON'T

[cecil-apologist-deactivated2024]

[damazcuz]

the world you've shown me is so beautiful

[coltonclay]

[damazcuz]

Come on.

[kerink]

[damazcuz]

Oh! Well I guess I can't be mad at a catgirl. (Trembling with my fist clenched) good job Keri!

[not-great-value-nessie]

I like cheese :3

[maybe-great-value-nessie]

i like water when i DRINK

to say hydrated :3

[bootleg-nessie]

Remember that one thing we all did as a child? I sure do! Wow, that sure was an integral part of our childhoods.

See that, tumblr algorithms? I’m being relatable! You can show my posts to people now

[maybe-great-value-nessie]

I see it