​La Société du Homosexuelle

Skip • they/he • FL, USA • ♐️ • 18+ • the evil intersex person you were warned about <3

[nyanletnest]

bwaow

[littleguysdaily]

Yeah

[estro-boi]

[probuccalfat]

Girl I was scrolling through your blog and I had to google "shane dawson" and "pewdiepie" back to back who are these people 😭

you might be the only pure soul left

[catboybiologist]

Ice beam is low-key a sauceless "standard" move for its type

[catboybiologist]

Earthquake? That is THE ground move. The ground quakes beneath you.

Surf? A giant wave of water that your pokemon can ride. A thunderous tide. Invokes the ocean.

Thunderbolt? Arcing flashes of electricity zap you.

Flamethrower? Fire breath, fire throwing, an arc of propelled flame is classic.

Ice beam? It's a beam. Of ice. Could've been a gust of frigid wind, or a frost incursion, or being entombed in a glacial slab, but noooooo it's a beam. Of ice.

[kittycatwhore]

yes but it goes foowaaaa ting ting ting ting ting ting and i really like that part

[catboybiologist]

Fuck you're right post cancelled

[coltonclay]

Well in more positive news, my mom and I are making progress towards getting my great grandmother’s sewing machine restored (I checked the serial number and it’s from between 1914-1918!!). We got the cabinet refinished, and now we’re working on finding leads to repair the actual machine. The motor itself is dead and needs to be completely rewired. I need to call my usual machine guys tomorrow because they work on vintage machines. Hopefully if they can’t do anything about the motor, they’ll be able to point me in the direction of someone who can. I’d love to get this machine back in working order so I can use it!

[coltonclay]

Ok so the usual machine guys won’t work on something this old (fair). My mom hopefully found someone where she lives that might be able to do the actual tuning up work, but he needs the motor fixed first, and I was able to find an electronics guy that’s willing to take a crack at it. Apparently electronics this old are so simple that it should be easy to rewire.

[coltonclay]

I don’t know how much more I can keep logging into Klara

[highfunctioningfool]

[endminx]

[cervinesatyr-deactivated2021083]

I have to reblog this every time because frankly this is absolutely genius prose

[kissmychainsaw]

[fromfairyland]

shirley barber popup book ✨

[pastelandpolkadots]

My Little Pony (G1): Pony Friends "Creamsicle"

Creamsicle is an adorable yellow giraffe from the My Little Pony Friends collection released in 1987. Creamsicle has a pale yellow body with pink spots, and her sweet expression makes my heart melt… She's so cute. <3

[coltonclay]

So anyway one of my managers (in her 60s iirc) asked me the other day if I played Fortnite and I just replied “no because I was born in the 20th century”

[medievaljournalist]

making a pilgrimage to tumblr & getting conned by a blogger claiming to sell scraps of the shroud of pjackk

[humiliationvictim]

[mollyjames]

[spiribia]

it doesn't matter to cats what kind of bad week you're going through, they'll come into your room and start doing repeated bulldozer attacks on you

[eebie]

Youre the only daniel i ever gave a damn about

[contemptible-scoundrel]

they should add green to the transgender pride flag to represent hustlers+money

[orpheuslament]

can i express any genuine wants & desires or will i be tortured & killed