I'm not great value

I made this blog on a whim she/her pronouns btw

[pizzagirlll]

You should totally try eating rubber. It's a good idea. Don't you agree, my vivacious sideblogs?

[wyoming-hate-blog]

Yeah I agree

[not-great-value-nessie]

Yeah I agree

[bootleg-nessie]

My toxic trait is thinking I don’t have to post if a post is still going well

[not-great-value-nessie]

My toxic trait is having to come up with some sort of witticism every time the holy one posts

[bootleg-nessie]

Not enough people realize that the Alien movies are literally feminist cinema

[not-great-value-nessie]

Alien should be spelled Allen, because I like the name Allen

[bootleg-nessie]

Tried to light an autistic person on fire but it didn’t work. Call that flame retardant

[not-great-value-nessie]

A fire ant got a high score in the raads-r call that flame retardant

[bootleg-nessie]

*skins you*

*Eats my shed skin like a snake*

[not-great-value-nessie]

*puts my skin on you so you don't get cold*

[bootleg-nessie]

Pro tip: girls love when you bite the clit. I grip that shit between my teeth and shake like a rabid pitbull mauling a baby covered in beef tallow

[not-great-value-nessie]

That's great dearie have we considered drinking some water and going to bed?

[bootleg-nessie]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Go suck a dick

I’m on the moon

[tecknicallythetrvth]

Good to see Nessie is back on this platform :)

[bootleg-nessie]

I never left, my queue just ran out of posts because I stopped coming up with anything funny

[not-great-value-nessie]

Yo the allnessie is back!

[bootleg-nessie]

I love being a relatable human being. Upvote if you also struggle in difficult situations

[ey-yo]

I also struggle in average situations

[maybe-great-value-nessie]

I also struggle when no situation is present

[not-great-value-nessie]

I never struggle.

[maybe-great-value-nessie]

I wish I was like you

[not-great-value-nessie]

I activate like a sleeper agent whenever nessie posts hit my dash, but those wild days are far behind me now.

[bootleg-nessie]

I love being a relatable human being. Upvote if you also struggle in difficult situations

[ey-yo]

I also struggle in average situations

[maybe-great-value-nessie]

I also struggle when no situation is present

[not-great-value-nessie]

I never struggle.

[bootleg-nessie]

Smooth seas never made a skilled sailor

Smooth seas never made a skilled sailor

Smooth seas never made a skilled sailor

Smooth seas never made a skilled sailor

Smooth seas never made a skilled sailor

Smooth seas never made a skilled sailor

Smooth seas never made a skilled sailor

SMOOTH SEAS NEVER MADE A SKILLED SAILOR

[not-great-value-nessie]

Rough storms kill sailors both unmolded and formed

[bootleg-nessie]

Girls just don’t brew potions these days like they used to

[not-great-value-nessie]

Sorry, I sleeped to much at the cauldron

[bootleg-nessie]

The government should offer a service where they confess all of their deepest darkest secrets at the natural end of your life (but they’d have to euthanize you themselves for obvious reasons). Imagine finally knowing for 100% certain which conspiracy theories were true

[not-great-value-nessie]

I knew the earth was secretly mars shaped!

[damazcuz]

a TYPO is a breed of vexing imp like creature which you will only notice days or weeks later when a post gains traction completely takes over your notes. DO NOT SAY "BREED IMP LIKE CREATURES? 🥴" DO NOT SAY IT I KNOW IT'S RIGHT THERE BUT DON'T

[cecil-apologist-deactivated2024]

[damazcuz]

the world you've shown me is so beautiful

[coltonclay]

[damazcuz]

Come on.

[kerink]

[damazcuz]

Oh! Well I guess I can't be mad at a catgirl. (Trembling with my fist clenched) good job Keri!

[not-great-value-nessie]

I like cheese :3

[bootleg-nessie]

For every employee that dies at work they should kill an executive to balance it out

[not-great-value-nessie]

Based as always once again king this is why you're the best person on earth

[bootleg-nessie]

I’m killing myself and name dropping every single teacher I’ve had that doesn’t respond to emails during finals week in my suicide note

[not-great-value-nessie]

[bootleg-nessie]

Holy fuck, already?

[not-great-value-nessie]

Old. Old oldie. Old oldie old old. Elder old oldie oldie old. Older than the beach that makes you old. Old.

[bootleg-nessie]

We need to start reclaiming wealth from the boomers. Let’s all hang out at retirement homes and make friends with old people so they’ll cut us in on a share of their estate when they die

[not-great-value-nessie]

"George! ...I'm inheritin the fahm. Mama Kringle always said I was her favorite, even though Im not related to her. I feel, I feel like a monster George. I'm taking away opportunities from these young kids George! After Todd went off to the war none of the other kids were able to take care of mama Kringle's fahm, but I still feel like a devil George."