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[freshofftheboatdaily]

[teadalek]

HAPPY LAO BAN SANTA DAY

[maybee25]

My love’s family draws names for Christmas gifts. My first Christmas their mom drew my name and she gave me a music snow globe “just in case.”  Thanksgiving this year my brother in law brought his girlfriend who told me “at first I thought you were a sibling but then I realized you’re what I want to be... I mean... marrying into the family” I adore her. I drew her name for Christmas. Since she wont be here for Christmas I ran over to the house and got the snow globe, wrapped it up and gave it to her ‘just in case’. I could see it meant just as much to her 10 years later as it did to me and Mom (who was amused and touched). 

When she left to pack it carefully... Mom and I both told my brother-in-law that he’d better keep her ‘or else’  @merrikstryfe is delighted that their brother is now the one in the shipping spotlight 

[bokuwachikuwa]

[maybee25]

this is speaking to me on a whole new level

[butt-berry]

I want to lick every inch of you

Who taught my brother’s cat how to type

[cheese24k]

Baby deer cries every time it tries to be put down

[theressomethingaboutasunrise-de]

This is the opposite of a problem

[theimperfectaresetfree]

Well that’s adorable.

[kansanintransition]

“He spoil’t. We have spoil’t a wild deer.”

[tastefullyoffensive]

[maybee25]

@bishkebab

[catscenter]

[gravegospel]

ʍoǝɯ

[distinguishedbaloney]

[maybee25]

the prophecy has been fulfilled 

[maybee25]

merrikstryfe: question

Docwithfez: Answer. you go first.

[maybee25]

Jew: What kind of meat is that?

Nonjew: Ham. Because Fuck You.

*pools of laughter*

[nyledimarco]

‪Kindergarteners learned to sign “Happy Birthday” song to Deaf custodian, Mr. James.‬

‪And he was surprised 😭‬

[maybee25]

Me: *is awkward at person*

Person: *is polished in return*

Me: *is more awkward at person*

Person: *does not reply*

[catchymemes]

2010

2018

[maybee25]

they learned to test it out on something other than ice. Also damn that’s slick. 

[barbex]

See I don’t knit, but my friend does and she says this is the funniest shit for anybody who knits, so… I guess? I’m pointing this to you @stitchcasual, is it funny?

[stitchcasual]

oh my goodness this is hysterical!! I’m crying laughing in the break room at work 😂😂

[stitch-please]

omfg I love you

[ramboknits]

I have not laughed so hard in forever.

[knitpool]

This guy needs Knitpool.

[spicymemesociety]

[maybee25]

@merrikstryfe

[spicymemesociety]

[maybee25]

suddenly this becomes the right number. please continue. 

[yasakajinjya]