#awkwardness

[anotherincorrectquotesblog]

A: In one shard of the multiverse, I think it’s a meet cute. I think in every other shard, it’s just sort of an uncomfortable social situation.

[kitty-blobo]

Oh hell yeah 🤣

* Not my video *

[yolkandcondiments]

I was at a parents meeting of my younger sibling and I was one of the few people who were young there. The meeting continued until we got to the elections of homeroom officers and I can't help but notice how childish these parents were acting—laughing, pointing at each other, and were shy during the convention. I had a feeling that the election would take forever as grownups have tendencies to just sit there and do nothing, but I stand corrected. Remembering, it made me realize that age is not a standard of behavior but just a counter of how long we've lived as a child.

[wanderingmind867]

I wound up masturbating again. I tell you, my obsession with masturbation is what does it. I obsess over it because I don't love that I do it, but I do it more because I obsess over it. But how do you break a loop like that? I don't think I can do it. So it's just something I'm gonna have to deal with. And I'm still frustrated by that.

I'm hoping my masturbating today won't have made my genitalia sensitive or anything. But that's the paranoia and overthinking talking. I should probably be fine. Probably. But even if I wasn't fine, I'll deal with that later.

I know I should tell my therapist about this. But I still find it too embarassing. I don't know how to surmount that. sigh...

[stringsandshinythings]

"Ron Burgundy? No. Ron Jeremy? Ron Johnson? Don Johnson? Aaargh!"

-me, trying to remember the name of the Ron Swanson character (from "that show with the woman who went to Ursuline") (and then I thought about looking it up by the actor but I couldn't remember his name, just that he married that woman from that other show) (sometimes I'm good at trivia but I'm awful with names)

[mysteryfreak001]

one time I was a park with my then boyfriend late at night. there was basically no one else around, and we were sitting in the grass together. he started saying these wonderful, romantic things to me and being very genuine and passionate and sentimental, and I didn’t know what to say or do so I pulled out my phone and showed him the Big Bill Hell video. and then I got really embarrassed about it and started apologizing for ruining the moment. I was notorious for pulling that kind of shit back then, but hey! he still married me

[m-wesley]

After Adventure

https://www.superdoomedplanet.com/comic/?p=1688