[blanketforcas]

enthusiasm and creativity will always be more contagious and effective than tearing apart what you don't want to see

[karvina]

parents around the globe are listening to some shit loud as fuck on the Tv

[pancakeke]

this morning i got a spam call that just played clown waiting music for a few seconds and then hung up on me. which really pissed me off a lot

[pancakeke]

looking for a job and hoping for a callback only to get clownrolled is insane

[astriiformes]

Several of my mutuals have been clearing out their drafts today, which has reminded me of the fact that I have exactly one draft saved on tumblr.com, it is from three whole years ago and I no longer remember the context, and it is, most importantly, this:

[dangerous-crow-boy]

Haven’t posted about plastic in a minute. Rest assured, I am still hard at work eating all plastic on earth

[phantomrose96]

“Wait, oh, haha! Wait that’s so funny. Wait I know the perfect meme for that. Hang on. Hang on. I’ll find it. Hang on. Hang on. Hang on. FOUN—wait it’s not this one. Just a sec just a sec I’ll find it. Hang on I’m asking in discord. My friend Bean will know. Hang on. It’s so funny really just hang on.”

[extremelynormalblog]

Is there anything worse than talking to a non-Tumblr friend about something, and KNOWING that there's a PERFECT Tumblr reference for the situation they're describing to you but it would take 10 minutes of convoluted explanations to set up, and not only would they probably not laugh at the end but also they would definitely look at you different after.

[daisymaestinkus]

Most beloved beast

[themoonandmyman]

Guys. Come on now. I don’t want to make things too serious but here’s something you really have to remember:

[shitty-fanfic-prompts]

Cars regency au. It's called Carriages and goes about as well as you might imagine.

[veliseraptor]

so today this comment took me out at the knees

[lucydacusgirl]

What am I gonna do with my one wild and precious life omg it can’t be phone in bed forever

[fayriequeene]

[stellanix]

it's that time again

[hollows-lanternn]

i don't like posts that say things like "if you can't reblog this you're a terrible person" like ok. i won't reblog it then? asshole?

[mads-xincai]

me core is doing whatever the fuck i can to reference something i’m currently interested in 🥺🥺

[crabussy]

currently liking the character so much that all I can do is pace around my darkened house saying "they make me die"