Bananas make shitty pants

in case you werent aware, its really difficult to wear bananas as pants. they/them, biromantic Im holding on to my life with a whisk and an apron. give me family recipes

[holybananapants]

Hi!!

I go by Banana on here :) [smiley face]

My ao3 (all my writing goes there, only some is here) is @/bananaballpython

I have discord, dm if you want it! I may say no if I don’t know you well enough. Sorry :( [frowny face]

Demi aroaceflux biromantic , they > > he = it

They/Them/Their/Theirs/Themself, Þei/Þiem/Þira/Þeira/Þeimselfe (They/Them/Their/Theirs/Themself), he/him/his, it/its

Send me an ask (anon or not, whatever you feel safe with!) or message and I will give you one (or more) reason to stay alive! I also take submissions to add to the running list of Reasons to Stay Alive

Important note: Please, please, please, do not tag me in reblogs or send things you want me to see with moving visuals or flashing lights or bright colors!

I can’t donate, please don’t ask me to.

I want to keep this blog accessible, so if there is anything I can do to make sure it is, please let me know!

just so you know, my blog will discuss parental abuse, sexual harassment and trauma, trauma in general, eating disorders, and self harm.

i dont mind ED or SH blogs at all but if you are an shed specific blog that is tagging me on such posts, i may block you, because im recovering. its not personal and feel free to interact with me, but be aware.

My tags!

#the wild adventures of mouse! - used on posts about my oc Mouse and their comic I draw!

#Nothing without Everything - my stories!

#Life list - the list of reasons to stay alive

#Sunny’s drunk asks - when @/sunnaestt sends me asks drunk

#good nights - my good night messages!

#farm fags in my fone - Stardew valley posting

#bananen lär sig - my Swedish learning tag (it means banana learns)

#scaley son - my pet snake tag! For pictures and posts and questions ect

I don’t know what else to add! Feel free to suggest anything.

[holybananapants]

Why are we shooting it is midnight there ain’t anything you need to be killing at this hour

[legalityoftheraccoons]

only thing they’re killing is the vibe. Ooooooohhhhhhh

[holybananapants]

Real though like I was having fun staying up so I can sleep on the car ride home tomorrow but noooo this guy has to pull out the gun

[holybananapants]

Why are we shooting it is midnight there ain’t anything you need to be killing at this hour

[legalityoftheraccoons]

only thing they’re killing is the vibe. Ooooooohhhhhhh

[holybananapants]

Real though like I was having fun staying up so I can sleep on the car ride home tomorrow but noooo this guy has to pull out the gun

[holybananapants]

Why are we shooting it is midnight there ain’t anything you need to be killing at this hour

[fireinthefoxpen]

it highkey hurts to move

[amandapostman]

my dad told me that your best piece of work is always going to be supremely embarrassing to you. so if you’re cringing and apologizing when someone is reading/viewing your piece, that’s a fantastic sign

[holybananapants]

So they have ac here but my room is the only one without a vent and I can’t go anywhere else because i have to be near my mom while I sleep so that she can help with medical stuff (she keeps all my meds and I’m the most medically delicate so she likes to watch me after swimming?)

[that-one-percent-germ-deactivat]

Reblog to heal the heart of the person you reblogged this from.

[fireinthefoxpen]

Hello would you like to see the frogs

Yes!! i love frogs!!!

[holybananapants]

Froggies!! Maybe toads as well idk for sure

I didn’t getting pictures of the others but I picked up four others

[percytheboykisser]

hey guys never forget that black queer people exist and they deserve the sunshine just as much as white queers do EVERYONE GIVE IT UP FOR BLACK QUEER PEOPLE WOOOOOOOOO🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[holybananapants]

Asked my sister for help with sunscreen because I can’t do it well with my joint pain and limited dexterity, and she didn’t do jack shit. She smeared it a bit and I asked her to do more and she said I was fine and that she got it all and honestly I shouldn’t have believed her because now my shoulders match my hair

[sodomit]

Parents: "children should be taught that actions have consequences"

Okay, let them stay up till 5 in the morning and feel like shit for the next day, eat a bag of candy in one go and have a huge stomach ache, go out without an umbrella and catch a cold, watch a violent movie and get scared?

Parents: "actually, we mean screaming and beating the crap out of them when they try to do these things"

[holybananapants]

I liked it but then my mom said it looked weird so I wasn’t sure anymore.

First sculpture in 3 years and tomorrow I’ll carve the face

[legalityoftheraccoons]

I really like it!!!! Kinda terrifying in a good way. I love the neck anatomy

[holybananapants]

Thank you:))) that’s my favorite part. It’s inspired by “the scream”. Tomorrow it gets closed eyes and a gaping mouth. It’s sobbing

[holybananapants]

I liked it but then my mom said it looked weird so I wasn’t sure anymore.

First sculpture in 3 years and tomorrow I’ll carve the face

[buckysrightarm1]

pulling up to the zoo dinosaur exhibit in my dinosaur T-shirt that has about 100 different dinosaurs and my plesiosaurus plush

I got the swagiest swag

[holybananapants]

I LOVE THAT EXHIBIT!!! I went in a Dino onzie because it was 20° when I went

[buckysrightarm1]

ahh lucky!

it was so hot I aaa standing in front of the sink that was spraying water lmao

[holybananapants]

Niiice. I love that one we should go together sometime

[buckysrightarm1]

ok wait I don’t know what happened but I’m like 99% sure I typed “it was so hot I was standing in front of the dino that sprayed water” T^T

[holybananapants]

No I understood lol

[buckysrightarm1]

pulling up to the zoo dinosaur exhibit in my dinosaur T-shirt that has about 100 different dinosaurs and my plesiosaurus plush

I got the swagiest swag

[holybananapants]

I LOVE THAT EXHIBIT!!! I went in a Dino onzie because it was 20° when I went

[buckysrightarm1]

ahh lucky!

it was so hot I aaa standing in front of the sink that was spraying water lmao

[holybananapants]

Niiice. I love that one we should go together sometime

[buckysrightarm1]

pulling up to the zoo dinosaur exhibit in my dinosaur T-shirt that has about 100 different dinosaurs and my plesiosaurus plush

I got the swagiest swag

[holybananapants]

I LOVE THAT EXHIBIT!!! I went in a Dino onzie because it was 20° when I went