Bananas make shitty pants

in case you werent aware, its really difficult to wear bananas as pants. they/them, biromantic Im holding on to my life with a whisk and an apron. give me family recipes

[holybananapants]

Hi!!

I go by Banana on here :) [smiley face]

My ao3 (all my writing goes there, only some is here) is @/bananaballpython

I have discord, dm if you want it! I may say no if I don’t know you well enough. Sorry :( [frowny face]

Demi aroaceflux biromantic , they > > he = it

They/Them/Their/Theirs/Themself, Þei/Þiem/Þira/Þeira/Þeimselfe (They/Them/Their/Theirs/Themself), he/him, it/its

(i prefer he and it to only be used in those contexts. they is preferred and accepted in all scenarios)

Send me an ask (anon or not, whatever you feel safe with!) or message and I will give you one (or more) reason to stay alive! I also take submissions to add to the running list of Reasons to Stay Alive

Important note: Please, please, please, do not tag me in reblogs or send things you want me to see with moving visuals or flashing lights or bright colors!

I can’t donate, please don’t ask me to.

I want to keep this blog accessible, so if there is anything I can do to make sure it is, please let me know!

just so you know, my blog will discuss parental abuse, sexual harassment and trauma, trauma in general, eating disorders, and self harm.

i dont mind ED or SH blogs at all but if you are an shed specific blog that is tagging me on such posts, i may block you, because im recovering. its not personal and feel free to interact with me, but be aware.

My tags!

#the wild adventures of mouse! - used on posts about my oc Mouse and their comic I draw!

#Nothing without Everything - my stories!

#Life list - the list of reasons to stay alive

#Sunny’s drunk asks - when @/sunnaestt sends me asks drunk

#good nights - my good night messages!

#farm fags in my fone - Stardew valley posting

#bananen lär sig - my Swedish learning tag (it means banana learns)

I don’t know what else to add! Feel free to suggest anything.

[holybananapants]

He hasn’t noticed yet

[robot-prince-of-the-apocalypse]

i think if he gets even drunker you'll be able to make it through without septum harassment. pump that old man full of drugs

[holybananapants]

It could go one of two ways: he doesn’t notice OR he notices and starts hitting me

[robot-prince-of-the-apocalypse]

i think you can take him. go for the balls and eyes

[holybananapants]

I don’t even have my knife but I would be fine if I needed to do something. I think

[holybananapants]

He hasn’t noticed yet

[robot-prince-of-the-apocalypse]

i think if he gets even drunker you'll be able to make it through without septum harassment. pump that old man full of drugs

[holybananapants]

It could go one of two ways: he doesn’t notice OR he notices and starts hitting me

[holybananapants]

He hasn’t noticed yet

[holybananapants]

My favorite thing is when people write plaintext and image/video ids

[notdeezy]

Today is the day to post this

[reasons-to-not-end-it]

REASONS TO NOT END IT:

"There is so much of me that isn’t my shame, there is so much of me that isn’t my painful mind. There is so much of me that isn’t dissapointed. There is so much of me that is miraculous ladybug. There is so much of me that is writing. There is so much of me that is laughing at a message my friend sent. There is so much of me that craves to paint even tho I’m bad with a paintbrush. There is so much of me that sings, a larger part than the one that says my voice is mediocre. And that part the one that raises its volume in the shower does not deserve to die."

-anonymous

#995

[bob-belcher]

[foxgirlmigraine]

Don’t think any of my followers are German nor do I think my followers actually exist, but spreading for visibility anyways

[birdsnestbegone]

This is actually a fairly common practice for fascists. Never tear down their propaganda with your bare hands, always use a pocket knife or something

[kittenbillie-deactivated2018033]

Yeah this has been happening in America too, if you can then I recommend bringing your own anti-nazi stickers to put over the nazi ones

[a-dragons-drabbles]

Please be careful, the world is a crazy place!

[useless-blog-of-a-moth-deactiva]

In addition, wheatpasted posters can contain fine shards of glass mixed up in the glue. In general it is safe to assume that removing street art with your bare hands can result in injury, especially if the art is politically motivated, but fascists in particular have zero qualms about hurting people who try to tear down their propaganda.

[lizluvscupcakes]

carry bumper stickers. Planned parenthood, the trevor project, one of the million refugee funds, hell, funny jokes and pictures of animals. If you can’t tear this shit down, hide it with hope.

[holybananapants]

Grandfather is fried out of his mind and already drinking. I have both immense and no fear

[holybananapants]

There was a dildo in the middle of the lake and I was out swimming there and the boat it dropped off of came to grab it and were right next to me

[legalityoftheraccoons]

what.

[holybananapants]

Yeahhhhh

[lelethetopicchanger]

i’m gonna rape you

PUSSY BEHIND AN ALT ACCOUNT HAHA FUCK YOU SLAG STUPID FUCKING WANKER KILL YORUSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF LEAVE ME ALONE GO PREY ON SOMEONE ELSE IM NOT FUCKING INTERESTED FUCKING UNDERSTAND YOU STUPID HORNY LONELY 30 YEAR OLD

bitch you couldnt get your mum to like you 😒

im gonna fuck your dad and give him a child he'll actually love

bro wanks off to anime characters </3

if youre abhi istg LEAVE ME ALONEEEEEEEE

@moro-thekebab-noodles @kurobkasa @random-indian-girl @whackybird-offical friends ive done what im meant to ughgfgh and ive blocked every anon and every account and this must be the like 20th one ive done everything i can kfhjsdfhdskjhdsjkfhdsk what do i do now please enlighten me

[whackybird-offical]

literally just saw this, then got a notification that you tagged me. It’s not okay, but whatcha gonna do? People are shitty. We live in a shitty world, but until we can make mars a thing, this shit will keep happening

[lelethetopicchanger]

its making me sad

[whackybird-offical]

well sadness is temporary (unless you kill yourself) but if you persevere, then you will find happiness

[lelethetopicchanger]

this wouldnt be happening if i was a man :/

but ok

[whackybird-offical]

if you were a man, you would want to kill yourself more, because just because men’s mental health month is over doesn’t mean it goes away. 1 man across the globe kills himself every 12.5 to 13 minutes. Shit is sad. Don’t get it twisted, men go through more than we let on.

[makeitfast9052]

hi im a man (?) that has attempted to kill himself once before and THAT IS NOT A FUCKING VALID REASON TO SAY WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU JUST DID

[whackybird-offical]

That isn’t my ask. Get your panties untwisted, and chill the fuck out. I didn’t send that ask. Me and her are mutuals. Get you liberal panties undone, take a Xanax, and calm the fuck down

[makeitfast9052]

im very aware you didnt send that and that you and lele are moots – you were tagged after all

what im asking you to do is maybe NOT say that men would want to kill themselves more? because thats just? not true??

[whackybird-offical]

look at the statistics dumbass. There is a lot of dumb motherfuckers like you on here that goes to show not everyone should be allowed to be online. You fuckin uneducated dumb fuck. If you’d do a little research, men’s suicide rates are higher than women’s by 40%. Shut the fuck up, and take your talk elsewhere, pronouns.

[holybananapants]

Your facts are wrong and you’re being an ass.

Suicide statistics

Learn the latest statistics on suicide. Data on suicide are taken from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) Data & Statistic

It’s 4x, which is awful. It shouldnt happen. Men’s mental health should be destigmatized. But mental health issues and suffering does not excuse rape threats or the way you acted. “I know you just got a rape threat but you’d be suffering a lot more if you were a man” no matter the circumstances, that’s not an appropriate way to respond.

Op, I’m so sorry and I hope these awful anons stop soon.

[roaches-inthecereal]

[uwuinhell]

[chickenwafflefiddsgucket]

Pride Month may almost be over, which can be saddening, but please remember that July is Disability Pride!! It matters just as much and deserves more acknowledgement than it gets.

Disabled people deserve the same love and care that everybody else does. You are important and awesome. You deserve a good life and plenty of accessibility (which I'd love to see more of.)

Fuck ableism and happy (slightly early) Disability Pride Month !! 💚🤟

[pyxilate]

I think what my favorite game to play with ppl occasionally is be like “if you could instantly learn any 5 languages on top of what you know already, which languages would you pick” because for some people, it changes over time, especially if they’re younger or their tastes in media change frequently. For others, usually older people or those who tend to have more stagnant preferences, it generally stays the same, frequently associating directly to locations they’d want to visit later. (for example, one of my languages I’d pick is French, because I took 2 years of French classes and retained nothing except the difference between Bonjour and Bonsoir. My mom picked French because she wants to go to France)

So to test this theory, I’ve decided to come to tumblr and make a silly lil tag game. Basically, its just, include your age, and at this time, five languages you pick that you would learn instantly.

@people-displeaser (cause I know you like tag games), @biteygremlinanon , @zippyskyfalls , @fireinthefoxpen , @robot-prince-of-the-apocalypse , @luceygoosey9 , @holybananapants, and, uhh… @grey-rays-of-sunshine and @asingularlamentingbutterfly (stop changing your url goddamnit!!)

[holybananapants]

I’m banana, I’m 16, and the languages would be

Swedish

Italian

Spanish

Russian

American Sign Language

@by-pr0xy @egocentric-manwhore @mawcey-mangoes @aluminum-canz +open tags and no pressure!!

[pyxilate]

im banning white ppl from the tadc fandom until they can learn to be normal about black people telling them when something is racist

[holybananapants]

There was a dildo in the middle of the lake and I was out swimming there and the boat it dropped off of came to grab it and were right next to me

[holybananapants]

I think I just got my period and I’ve only been off it for two weeks I’m going to cry