For-get-me-not

[pileofknives]

[macksting]

[ID: Warning decal. Says, "Warning!" in white on red for high visibility, then in black impact font, "This machine does not know the difference between metal and flesh, but cares a lot, so please stay out of its way. It would be very sad if it accidentally hurt you." /end ID]

[christs-cock-deactivated2023110]

why is there so much sexual tension in this pic

[christs-cock-deactivated2023110]

I DIDN'T KNOW WHO THEY WERE WHAT THEY WERE SAYING AND WHEN THAT WAS

[riiceroni]

[id: a picture of George W Bush at the moment he was informed about a plane hitting the twin towers on 9/11 //end id]

[nativenews]

[strawberry-crocodile]

*sighs wistfully* back in the day they didn't let you make a cartoon without including at least one goth chick. it was black lipstick as far as the eye could see. we didn't know how good we had it.

[trainthief]

Yesterday night a lady came through our drive through and was like “the way the planets are aligning and the fact that we’re getting a blood moon has me worried. I sense severe werewolf activities on the horizon. You better walk your coworker to her car tonight after you’ve closed” and I didn’t even know what to say I was just like “yes ma’am”

[milf-adjacent]

You heard that and just went <END DIALOGUE>

[moonlightredfern]

I’m all scratched up and I can still taste spray paint in my mouth and my husband almost fell out of a tree BUT THE GHOST SCULPTURES ARE FINISHED!

They’re finally finished and I’m so happy with them!!

Some progress shots:

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[garbage-empress]

why did you tag this as #milf monday

[cerastes]

happy milf monday

[ithelpstodream]

[antlershade]

i WILL make lump fish a Trendy Animal like axolotls and isopods. no one can stop me

[a-book-of-creatures]

Very beautiful, very powerful

[professor-rye]

Very beautiful, very powerful

[tigerinkangel]

Very beautiful, very powerful

[catchymemes]

[animentality]

[angstandhappiness]

IMPORTANT

[rneadowsoprano-deactivated20211]

I’m crying like a baby

[i-need-glitter]

The love this father has for his daughter is incredible

I hope they keep that presser and it becomes a new family heirloom

These are the acts of love that get told about and showed through the generations

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

This white man is trustworthy in the kitchen

[judasclementine-deactivated2023]

@doctorstarlock 's comment has passed peer review

[randomitemdrop]

By now I’m sure most of y’all have seen this video but I just now noticed this:

Item: wrist-mounted spice holster. The Spice Bracer of Dionysus Jones.

[shuihuzhuan]

[what-even-is-thiss]

Every day on the internet I learn about new stereotypes I previously didn’t know the existence of

[rlyehtaxidermist]

the biggest problem with writing fantasy in english is that there's really no alternate universe phrasing that carries the exact tone and context to the reader as "jesus fucking christ"

[springfey]

[heisoark]

Shanks and his crew were there