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[whitepeopletwitter]

[markv5]

День рождения сильного и независимого мужчины.

[incorrigible-ixoreus]

[toomuchperfume]

My favorite thing on Tumblr are translated Russian cats.

[sanct-cum-deactivated20170402]

[uglysex]

Boy brow by glossier

[whitepeopletwitter]

[combeferret]

[trashbreather-deactivated201901]

this is gay culture

[wordssometimesfail]

this reads like a lost shakespeare play 

[filmeditors-deactivated20230605]

the only song i ever listen to is potential breakup song by aly & aj. i never listen to anything else. if i feel like listening to music that’s what i listen to. it’s been on repeat since 2007. my itunes consists of 1 song, potential breakup song by aly & aj, and the play count is somewhere around 50,000 plays. if you ever see me listening to music, don’t even ask what song i’m listening to, because you know it’s potential breakup song by aly & aj, so why would you even ask

[kuulam]

[frauleinninja]

this post has fucked me up more than any other on this site

[orangevelvetspacequeen]

Okay but no, do you understand what happens to a caterpillar once it’s in its cocoon? It completely turns into goo. That’s right, GOO. The damn thing dissolves and the reforms into the butterfly. Even crazier, the wings of the butterfly are already inside the caterpillar, ready to go, just waiting to float around in some goo and then be a beautiful butterfly. The craziest part?!? A study was done where some caterpillars were exposed to a certain smell and then given an electric shock so eventually the caterpillar associated the smell with the shock. Well after those little hairy noodles came out of the their cocoons as butterflies, they exposed them to the smell again and the butterflies reacted super negatively, as if they were being shocked. A.K.A. not only is there wings floating around in that goo cocoon, there is also a brain, the same, unaltered brain as the caterpillar. The butterfly can recall its days as a caterpillar even after basically being turned into soup. And then it all somehow gets its shit together to be a stupid majestic little beast, and I can’t even remember where I put my damn phone.  

[strangenewfriends]

Wait, who is the You and I duet with??

It’s a duet between you the listener and 1D, it’s basically a Karaoke version

[toureroda]

(Y/N) & I

[harryfeatjack]

if watermelon sugar was recorded by rhcp

[stability]

[drankinwatahmelin]

Drag ha Margaret!

[royalwatcher]

this picture is killing me

[royaltyfashion]

Everybody trying to help The Queen and then there’s Puttin

[grandenchanterfiona]

Putin doesn’t even try not to look like the villain from a James Bond movie.

[luisonte]

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

oh my wow that’s pretty.

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

if you ever feel stupid remember that kodak used to hold almost 90% of all camera sales in the US but fell off the face of the earth because in 1975 they created the first self-contained digital camera which would have been market-breaking but decided to trash the project because they figured that digital photography was a phase that people would grow out of, only to go out of business because they were the only company that wouldn’t commericalize on digital cameras

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

@iamoutofideas “capitalism promotes innovation!”

[thetyrannosaur]

Kinda similar to how 3D printing is 40 year old technology, but the reason it’s big now is because the patent finally expired

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

yes sir! see also: wireless charging

[objetocotidiano]

Society if capitalism didnt exist

[spectralcreep]

ggfidjdvakafa OK SO

My mom has been thinking of moving sometime in the future, and she sent me a listing on zillow to look at, right?

And I’m like, “Oh cute, it even has a little in-law suite, that’s nice,” BUT THEN I KEPT SCROLLING AND

Um

UMM

EXCUSE ME???

[quasi-normalcy]

Who knew sasquatch had such a rich inner life

[hell-propaganda]

*ends my father’s bloodline*

[myspacebabe2007-deactivated2021]

<3

[ips-n-caliban]

[pukicho]

I am the tsar of Tumblr now if you wanna do something you gotta ask me

[pukicho]

I am no longer the tsar or tumblr 

[securityunit-ese]

Okay so like…A few weeks ago I saw this in a dollar store and thought it was pretty neat so I bought it

and now I’m wondering if I jinxed myself because like a couple of weeks after, I  bought this:

[securityunit-ese]

he’s looking more and more like the plate every day, i think i did accidentally buy a prophetic plate

[securityunit-ese]

I think the brown is taking over purposely so he can match the plate???

[securityunit-ese]

getting entirely too similar for comfort

possibly he is growing to match the plate?

[mindfulwrath]

the portrait of Doggian Gray