how many have you got, hawke?

rune • 31 • queer • remade • i'm on bluesky at maybevarric also as well

[fagknowledge]

Walter wide was many things but it is extremely funny how he neglected his own flesh and blood teenage son in order to be an even worse father to a wholly different guy

[relishboi]

[ravioliet]

walking a mile in the shoes of someone you dislike is actually kinda awesome because not only are you now a mile away from that idiot but you also have their shoes

[soymoss]

starling

[waltzingbi]

sunday again i guess

[womanenjoyer]

like at least 50% of internet lgbt discourse would evaporate if people quit using the term "spaces" when they mean "discord servers" or "tumblr blogs" because we would collectively realize how stupid that shit is

[otabekisautistic]

“this is a lesbian-only space” no this is the tiktok comments on a chappell roan video

[asdkjhfskdhfjwefsdnfasdf-deacti]

my dads old boss and my brother both have the same name and like 5 years ago when my sister was really little she stole my dads phone and as a joke found a random selfie of his and thought she was sending it to my brother but really sent it to his boss. and his boss opened it said nothing for like 30 minutes then just responded Looking good Kev! everytime i think about it i feel like im going to be sick with laughter picturing him opening up his work phone expecting some important message and its just a selfie of my dad no context

[gothgaymoth]

my new years resolution is 480x640. Gettig smaller

[spyglassrealms]

[emmavakarian-theirin]

what if i put the wallace and gromit theme over the mass effect 2 cinematic trailer

[crapet-illu]

Mother of the Halla, Mother of the Monsters

[ryann-44]

there will never be another character like Oghren

[kermitlesbian]

when I was in high school my dad was speeding like crazy because I was running late to my job at the cemetery. and the cop who pulled him over gave him three whole tickets because who the hell goes 95 in a 25??? but then, when my dad went to court the cop didn’t show, and so the judge looked over at the charges and just couldn’t believe it. he thought the cop must’ve been so racist that he made it up because who the hell goes 95 in a 25? so my dad got all 3 tickets dismissed bc of racism. that he didn’t even experience because he was in fact going 95 in a 25.

[kermitlesbian]

to clarify. my dad used to be a cab driver in ny and he also grew up in india so he just drives like a dickhead.

[basketballhoopshowerhead]

I dropped a shit load of acid at a bernie rally in like 2016 and at one point he mentions trump so everyone boos, and I forget about the rally and im like Wtf is that noise? So I turn around and just see a gigantic crowd of people booing me

[jingle-knight]

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

[justsomeguycore]

horror movie showing a child’s drawing of the monster or ghost or whatever but instead of a little kid and crayons they’re like a preteen and it’s manga style

[the1handsomeboy]

"What's that sweety?"

"It's the girl who I hear crying in the walls..."

"oh... Uh...hmm"

[itseasytoremember]

(To the tune of Rasputin): BLEH BLEH DRACULA, KING OF TRANSYLVANIA, HE IS A BAT AND ALSO A MAN

[ooppo]

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville