Life is Good

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[wizardpostsdotorg]

i love wizards bc they fucking lie all the time. gandalf was like “a wizard is never late he arrives precisely when he means to” lying ass. he was late as fuck. wizards will just say whatever. it doesn’t even matter when you have a big ass hat

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

"get home safe" is a spell and i am casting it on all my friends

[basketballhoopshowerhead]

Best thing you can do sometimes is to go like “thats weird”

[idionymon]

Mouse pilot on the rodent airline: this is your captain squeaking

[studyinginlibraries-deactivated]

rb to give the person you reblogged this from a glass of water

[lmaonade]

does anyone else pee or is just me?

[maycontainmusic]

Not in this economy

[ijaazat]

when are they gonna make cigarettes for men

[themaelstrum]

They're called cigars. Heard of 'em?

[ijaazat]

oh so you like big things in your mouth

[beadyeyes]

i need that penis on my desk by tomorrow

[doppopoet-deactivated20220517]

[ptsilenthill]

I’m not fucking around anymore I want this so badly I need this my skin burns and when I close my eyes I see sid and manny and I see myself in sid

[nutwit]

That's not Manny that's Diego do you have any respect for the ice age franchise? Suffer in your sad little lovedrunk deathbed

[ptsilenthill]

what if I killed myself

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

hey i have hiccups can someone scare me

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

HOO!

thanks it worked

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

……you can go now

[unclefather]

I think people who say “bollocks” and “arse” should have to do 600 hours of community service

[maycontainmusic]

Sounds like a load of boll*cks to me

[grox]

Mr white can you give me a penny so I can use the penny presser

[grox]

Jesse you'll need a quarter too. It's not free jesse

[starkeaton]

i feel like the internet is giving me a very warped idea of what breaking bad is like

[miiriya]

[b3elzebub-deactivated20230209]

As Delia Deetz once said, “If you don't let me gut out this house and make it my own, I will go insane, AND I WILL TAKE YOU WITH ME!”

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?

[cheeso]

dietician: [common food or product] is bad for you/carcinogenic/etc

other dietician: no, youre wrong. evidence says its good

me: *sweating and pointing gun between them*

dietician: bread is bad for you

me: *shoots that one*

[colourofthekites]

One of the primary differences between twitter and tumblr is that twitter gets sick of memes very quickly. Like there was a meme around using red flags and within less than 24 hours I always already seeing tweets like "this meme is old and over done" meanwhile here on tumblr we're still dragging that poor colour theory hospital post