☠ S E T H O S ☠

HEY THERE LESSER BEING! ARE YOU LOST???? THATS CUTE! I GO BY SETHOS THESE DAYS~! IM JUST A SIMPLE GUY, REALLY! JUST A CHAOS GOD WHO LIKES LONG WALKS ON THE BEACH, A HAND TO HOLD, AND SOMEONE WHO WILL LISTEN TO MYnah I'm just fucking with you but could you imagine??!!? HAHAHAHA. I LIKE ANARCHY, ENTROPY, AND PLAYING WITH THE FRAGILE POINTLESS LITTLE MORTAL FLESHY BABIES THE WORLD HAS TO OFFER ME. YOU WON'T BE BORED AROUND ME, I CAN GUARANTEE THAT! I CAN'T GUARANTEE YOU'LL SURVIVE THOUGH, BUT HEY! RISKS ARE FUN! HIGH STAKES! HEHEHEHEHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! (Indie OC RP/Ask blog. Mod's 18+ no worries, unless ur worried about this character being a total piece of shit in which case its a valid fear to have lolol)

[mayhaps-mayhem]

HEY THERE GOOD LOOKIN, WHATCHA GOT COOKIN? 

HEHEHEHEEHEHEEHHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAA

[modsumessenger]

Nice knowin’ ya kiddo.

Seriously Gervase you gotta make sure the coast is clear before you talk shit 

[mayhaps-mayhem]

IM BACK BABY!!!!

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h-hewwo welcome to n-nevada! home of awea 51!

DO. YOU.

 HONESTLY.

 THINK.

 THAT IF I HAD THE ABILITY TO TRAVEL RIGHT NOW I WOULD PICK FUCKING NEVADA??? THAT’S CUTE. OUTSIDE OF MANMADE BULLCRAP IT DOESNT HAVE MUCH TO OFFER, AND HUMANS AND ALL THEIR EFFORTS TO FEEL SPECIAL BORE THE CRAP OUT OF ME. 

I WILL BE FREE AT SOME POINT! WHEN I DO, ALL THOSE WHO HAVE SUPPORTED ME THUS FAR, INSTEAD OF BEING BRUTALLY MURDERED, WILL GET TO CELEBRATE WITH ME! AND THEN BE BRUTALLY MURDERED. HAVE YOUR BAGS PACKED BY THE TIME I GET THERE! I DONT WANT TO SIT AROUND IN YOUR LIVING ROOM WAITING FOR YOU TO APPLY YOUR MAKEUP! BE READY!!!!! 

[mayhaps-mayhem]

So you know of ultra the god? The god of the universe (here's the blog link in case you want a lookie loo @ultra-the-god)

I THINK THERE’S ANOTHER UNIVERSAL DIVIDE HERE, DICKBISCUIT.

 I KNOW THE GOD OF THE DIMENSION I EXIST IN. (AND I KNOW OF MOST OF HER UNDERLINGS, TOO!)  I DON’T BOTHER WITH OTHERS MOST OF THE TIME BECAUSE? THEY DON’T REALLY AFFECT ME?

 HEHEH. MOST GODS ARE STICKS IN THE FUCKING MUD ANYWAY. UPTIGHT, EGOMANIACS, THE WORKS! WE JUST DON’T MIX! 

[mayhaps-mayhem]

Why dont u dig ur way out of being underground?????????? Um????? If ur so powerful then just dig u dumb?

IT’S A BIT MORE COMPLICATED THAN THAT. YOU MIGHT GET IT IF I EXPLAINED ALL THE INS AND OUTS, BUT I DON’T REALLY CARE ENOUGH TO FILL YOU IN!! 

[mayhaps-mayhem]

Favorite animal? Least favorite? Reasons?

“OH! THATS AN EASY ONE! MY FAVORITE ANIMAL IS–

OH.

WAIT.

YOU GUYS DON’T KNOW ABOUT THAT ONE YET, DO YOU? HEEHEEHEEEEE!!! NO SPOILERS~!

LEAST FAVORITE? HUMANS! REASON? EGO! YOU ALL THINK YOU’RE HOT SHIT WHEN REALLY YOU’RE COLD PISS. HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!”

[mayhaps-mayhem]

Favorite animal? Least favorite? Reasons?

“OH! THATS AN EASY ONE! MY FAVORITE ANIMAL IS--

OH.

WAIT.

YOU GUYS DON’T KNOW ABOUT THAT ONE YET, DO YOU? HEEHEEHEEEEE!!! NO SPOILERS~!

LEAST FAVORITE? HUMANS! REASON? EGO! YOU ALL THINK YOU’RE HOT SHIT WHEN REALLY YOU’RE COLD PISS. HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!”

[mayhaps-mayhem]

How come you ain't on every day? * poke* you in collage or work or something?

“I’M IN A HOLE.”

[mayhaps-mayhem]

Hey bro, Passed by “Mayhem Creek” (and “Mayhem Gulch”) in our car today. Just thought id letcha know.

WHY DIDN’T YOU DIG?????!?!??! MAYBE I’M UNDER THERE!!!! IT’D MAKE SENSE WOULDN’T IT?”

[mayhaps-mayhem]

Advice on whats the best thing to wear to a funeral? Funeral is for a very close family menber and pet (husband and fish)

“THEIR CORPSES. 

BUT LIKE, TASTEFULLY!”

[mayhaps-mayhem]

Would u rather: eat one human sized roly poly, or 100 roly poly sized humans? The humans dont wanna be eaten and are running away and screaming, but the roly poly has a hard shell and rolls up very tightly.

“EUUGHHH!!! IT’S HARD TO CHOOSE! BOTH ARE SO…..”

“BEEN THERE DONE THAT. Y’KNOW WHAT I MEAN?”

[mayhaps-mayhem]

Have you heard about the god of the universe?

“PFFFFFFFFFFFFFT–!!” 

“UM. YEAH. KINDA HARD NOT TO.”

[mayhaps-mayhem]

Is dis blog ded

“HAH!”

“CUTE. WISHFUL THINKING!”

[memelemel]

Send (ง ◕ั⌑◕ั)ว ⁾ to meet our muses’ lovechild!

[rp-memes-cafe]

memeyouandi:

NAME: PHYSICAL APPEARANCE: PERSONALITY: FUTURE: FIRST LOVE: IMAGE REFERENCE:

[mayhaps-mayhem]

What's the most interesting thing in your hole? Any cool bits of dirt? ROCKS?!?!?

“YOU’RE LOOKING AT HIM. DUH!!!WOW YOU GUYS SURE ARE DUMB!”

[mayhaps-mayhem]

Opinions on riding horses and other animals?

“OKAY SO, LOOK HERE. I LITERALLY FUCKING FLOAT. WHAT GOOD WOULD THAT CONCEPT DO ME.

JUST BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO DOESNT MEAN YOU GUYS SHOULDN’T EVEN TRY TO GIVE ME GOOD QUESTIONS.”