Jeremiah Hair Glare

Nobody here but us potatoes.

[lookatthelights]

I’m glad to be with you, Samwise Gamgee, here at the end of all things.

[whitepeopletwitter]

Can I please get a new nurse?

[commandtower-solring-go-deactiv]

how is this a universal experience?

[tasteslikecoconutandmetal]

male high school bullies: become cops

female high school bullies: become nurses

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[bhujangan]

American sex ed is taught like Dolores Umbridge’s Defense of the Dark Arts class.

[billiondollarblog]

“Why would you need to know about sex? If you aren’t having it, there will be no need for protection”

[oldeststoryintheuniverse]

okay but this is the most accurate thing i’ve ever seen? amazing.

[ommanyte]

Truth coming out of her well (with female-presenting nipples) to shame everyone

[brucesterling]

*Meanwhile, on Twitter

[the-reylo-void]

[blackqueerblog]

That’s not  justice

[youngscrappyandhungry33]

reblog until ur fingers bleed

[potter-snitch]

Credit to the amazing artist “George Rottkamp”

[yyyyddmmsupremacy-deactivated20]

THE GOBLET THO

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[timeclonemike]

TAX THE RICH

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

OR JUST EAT THEM

[doyouevenfilm]

Pride and Prejudice (2005) dir. Joe Wright

[aragvrns-deactivated20200612]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[gaybaggins]

i know we love to make fun of lotr for only having three (arguably four) female characters but i think it’s time we start making fun of the hobbit too bc it has the same amount of female characters (i’d argue it’s less) but was produced over ten years later when women were already invented so thats actually much worse

[steampoweredstrawberry]

[tricksythieves]

Dunno if bobbing the teabag actually helps the tea steep faster but it sure is fun to feel a part of something

[rhymeswithbacon]

[meeko-mar]

I’ve never actually seen what it looked like before Mt. Rushmore…it’s so saddening.

[verymememuchimpresswow]

P r e a c h

[slayerbuffy]

[porcupine-girlier]

… Was this just Kate McKinnon doing an improv riff on her feelings about Gillian Anderson?

[fireflyfish]

In which Kate McKinnon is all of us.