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Peter Solarz
styofa doing anything
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Cosimo Galluzzi
if i look back, i am lost
roma★
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Xuebing Du
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
Product Placement
oozey mess
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Relevant Links
I'm compiling the links to all my socials where I post fandom and other art/writing related projects into one neat post in case anyone was interested in finding me elsewhere.
AO3:
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Bluesky:
Fanfic/Art/Cosplay●Multi-Fandom(FE3H/BG3+)●Cat Parent●Dice Goblin●30+●No minors, please.
Self-identified incels found my takes on Obsession, and oh boy, I made them big mad for having no sympathy for Bear.
This asshole is now trying to act like only men have ever suffered with loneliness and depression.
Girl, I've had depression since I was in the single digits. You brought a knife to a gun fight.
I ended up blocking the guy, but after I pointed out that his life is the way it is (this guy was traumadumping on me hard and using me as an emotional outlet, btw) because he refuses introspection, refuses to put energy into nurturing his friendships, refuses to put the work into improving his mental health, overall refuses to do anything to improve his circumstances or quality of life, and it's frankly sad that he's blaming women for his lack of inaction in every facet of his life.
It's really funny to take Spanish with people from different Spanish-speaking countries, because the ones from South American countries are like "Yeah no one uses vosotros, we don't know what it's doing here" and the ones from Europe are like "If you don't give our beloved second-person plural its due respect, the Hounds will find you"
Why would they speak spanish in europe
Spain.......
I love how tumblr is full of people who aren’t afraid to hang around on the bottom rung of the moron ladder. You make me feel better about every stupid thing I’ve ever done in my life including the time I glued fake moustaches to my eyebrows.
are we gonna skip past port o' rico
Self-identified incels found my takes on Obsession, and oh boy, I made them big mad for having no sympathy for Bear.
This asshole is now trying to act like only men have ever suffered with loneliness and depression.
Girl, I've had depression since I was in the single digits. You brought a knife to a gun fight.
Self-identified incels found my takes on Obsession, and oh boy, I made them big mad for having no sympathy for Bear.
There should be an option when listening to The Smiths on streaming or buying an album to have Morrissey's portion of the royalties go to the other guys in the band.
This came up on Discord, but a Dimileth Hades and Persephone AU where the kidnapping holds the same proposal connotations as it did culturally wouldn't even be a kidnapping. As long as he promised her a wedding feast to herself after the whole 'Dread Byleth: Queen of the Underworld' pitch, she's going willing.
Jeralt wouldn't even try to get her back, even in a performative 'this is part of the proposal' way. He'd be like my kid could fight off a God if she wanted. She went willingly. Good for her.
Rhea, meanwhile, is ready to raze everything to get her back.
Imagine being the gays at a pride event in 2004 living their lives when someone grabs the microphone and announces to the room that Ronald Reagan was pronounced dead. Can you even imagine the hype, the celebration, the pure elation
This is the Pride Month that It will happen. I feel it in my gay bones
Elvira: Mistress of the Dark (1988)
I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with
But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy
Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy
I hope the cowboy also mentions burgers at some point.
(also, you don't have to put coins in your shopping carts in other supermarkets??)
Before you are two magic buttons. Button A: you will never have to clean your kitchen again (dishes are automatically done; floor swept and mopped; etc). Button B: you will never have to clean your bathroom again (toilet & sink & tub/shower cleaned and sanitized; etc) Which button do you push?
A
B
So many comments, many of them wise and all of them heartfelt, and yet nobody has thought to add ...
the fridge-freezer is in the kitchen. Not only are there dishes every day, not only are there food preparation surfaces of various kinds every day, not only are there crumbs and odds and ends that fall on the floor every day ... but the fridge-freezer is in the kitchen. The oven is in the kitchen, the food cupboards are in the kitchen, and above all THE KITCHEN BIN IS IN THE KITCHEN.
I mean, it's not like the bathroom is all sweetness and light, but seriously! Who in their right mind is choosing the bathroom?!?!?!?
Ils sont fous, ces Romains tumblrains.
No IDs, but these tags got me in a huff:
So ok look. The point is not the flared leg by itself. These cannot be yoga pants. These are, and you have to understand this if you are too young to have worn them, BLUE JEANS. And this was the last years before all jeans were 70% spandex.
They were denim, and they weren't bell bottoms. They hung loose from the knee in a way that would make a wizard envious. We all walked around like we were wearing hakama. And they dragged on the ground. That was important. Ragged cuffs. If your jeans weren't so long that they had ratty cuffs, they were embarrassingly short.
And the thing about denim is that it's a twill weave and it's cotton. So not only does it hold a lot of water, it wicks. Walking around in these suckers on a wet day could get you wet to the knees even if you never stepped in a puddle.
Then you'd go inside and take off your shoes and try to avoid letting your freezing, wet, filthy pant legs touch your skin.
Yoga pants. Hmf.
people in cold climates would have a tide line of white marks around their knees (if they were normal height) in the winter.
From wicking up road salt.
The visceral memory of that time is something that never leaves you. Everyone's jeans were many inches higher in the back than the front because you kept stepping on the hem and ripping it off. Your lower legs were so very cold. Every new pair of jeans literally enveloped your entire foot, they were so so long re: leg-to-waist ratio. Walking on a rainy day was a legitimate workout. You have no idea.
You didn't ask to be censored, but I don't want anyone else getting hurt or disadvantaged by this dumb, dumb argument that is STILL happening. Either way, you know who you are and you are COMPLETELY RIGHT.
Happy Pride 🏳️⚧️
This needs to be the loudest, most unapologetic, in your face, obnoxious Pride Month in history. Show these motherfuckers we are here, we’re fucking queer and we aren’t going anywhere.
Fuck fascists. Fuck donald trump. Fuck homophobes and transphobes forever.
so i just saw obsession
