king under the mountain

home is now behind you; the world is ahead

[thorin]

jupiter (they/them), 27! at ur service :)

i follow from @earthangel

thorincoded & bilbopilled

mainly bagginshield & tolkien, but also critical role, bg3 & dnd stuff

n.s.f.t. cw

if you're a zionist.

if you're pro-ship & that includes inc*st.

if you support the use of generative AI.

if you're a bigoted asshole.

if you like h*rry p*tter aka support j.k.r.

if you're a minor

[puukkolesbo]

You've heard of Bagginshield, now get ready for

more Bagginshield cos we’re all too deep in this hell and we’re never getting out

[thefakebernadettebanner]

Happy 20th anniversary to They're Taking the Hobbits to Isengard specifically

[fantasyinallforms]

Happy Mother's Day to Dìs mother to Fili and Kili, the only dwarven woman named in the entire Legendarium, who's given barely a paragraph in the appendices. I'll always wish I knew more about you.

[achillyscomedown]

[ministarfruit]

pick your seat: thorin's company edition

[slicklike007]

[lavenderbagginshield]

After LotR: yes, this was delightful! I can totally see the relationships been pure, sublime friendships, but also why people like to see them as romantic. I can both respect the consensus of what was the original intentions and indulge in some fanfics.

After The Hobbit: no. No. NO. I'M NOT HAVING ANY OF THAT, THOSE TWO WERE IN LOVE, I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CANON SAYS, AND I WILL READ SO MUCH FANFICTION UNTIL I ABSOLUTELY FORGET ABOUT THE ORIGINAL AND GASLIGHT MYSELF THAT THEY HAD A HAPPY ENDING ONE WAY OR ANOTHER, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

[rutobuka2]

should Bilbo...? 🫣

[teapatime]

Doodles I’ve never posted! 1.) kissus 2.) stinky Bilbo 3.) post BOTFA (consort Bilbo?) marital bliss 4.) little kid bagginshield encounter

Hope u guys like these until I find more time to make new stuff

[noka-exe]

reshirement with some pleasant company

[jame7t]

Coolest thing about lord of the rings? The king of horses shows up. It appears he is no different from all other horses

[cryptotheism]

King of the eagles shows up later. He can talk. Horse king couldn't talk.

[betterbemeta]

He didn't want to talk to you.

[swaglexander-the-great]

[findingfeather]

Uh.

Point of order.

King of Horses ran 450 fucking miles at almost entirely a gallop, without more than a few minutes rest, in 4 nights and basically was like "wait why are we stopping?" when Gandalf took him into the city and he ended up in a stable.

This was not his top speed, nor did it push any limits on his endurance.

King of horses is very different from other horses, actually.

[elodieunderglass]

He just doesn’t do much about his administrative duties

[darkwizardtheorist]

But he didn't need to - his rule was stable, after all.

[singerin]

[slicklike007]

Quite a little fellow in a wide world

[a-sad-writer]

Given the fact that Bilbo is canonically such a songwriter, I'm pretty sure the only reason why there aren't dozens of songs about everything and everyone he encountered on his adventure is that after Thorin's, Fili's and Kili's deaths he was too heartbroken to sing. So in an everybody lives AU he'd write songs all the time. He'd write heroic songs, funny songs, ballads, you name it. He'd write dozens of love songs about Thorin. He'd write a funny song about how the dwarves escaped the Mirkwood dungeons in barrels and the elves would frickin love it. He'd write a song about Bard defeating Smaug and Bard gets flustured every time he hears it. Bofur would help him write and compose. Fili and Kili would learn all his songs by heart as soon as they are finished.

[slugz01]

Sleepy time!

[hnn3ydew]

Going back in time to tell 8 yr old me we're still getting emotional over our fav series 13 years later

[slugz01]

Missed his touch…