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Not with the deliberate intention to offend but if you think that's a risk then fuck off.

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JUST ANNOUNCED: Labour has a plan to transform the workplace and breakdown stigma for women going through the menopause.

...and a free piercing for men going through it.

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Gagging for it

My dentist told me that if you push down hard and rub the top of your chin, you stimulate a nerve that stops the gag reflex.

Use that information how you will.

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My Travels, No 4

On the (transfer) flight into Vienna the other week, the Austrian woman next to me was told the front loo was only for the (8) Business Class passengers so she dutifully went to join the queue for the two at the back for the other 150+ of us. A Brit passenger tried later, prompting an announcement on the tannoy to make sure everyone else understood we were on Austrian Airlines and you do as you're told. Me, on my way home with a bag of dirty washing, I did ponder how loose I was feeling at that time and how funny it would be to 'accidentally' shit myself while standing in Business Class discussing the issue.

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Bronx Bunny Show - Spanish Lesson

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Buckingham Phallus,  “A higher class of dildo”.

http://masturpieces.com/shop/dildos/buckingham-phallusall

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Dog-sitting

OK, hands up, even a sensitive soul like me can get things wrong sometimes. Like when describing to a stranger about dog-sitting my mate’s flatmate’s female Chihuahua.

All I said, after a few ales, was "Listen, if I liked a bitch rubbing her twat against my leg I'd commute more during the underground rush-hour."

And then I finished my pint and headed home.

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Slimming

Apparently a vodka-soaked tampon is an effective method of getting drunk quickly. And is called ‘slimming’, I assume because you take in fewer calories?