I'M IN OVER MY HEAD.

27. LA to Phoenix. I’m the person driving next to you that is laughing out loud while holding her phone. It’s the damn memes 😳

[dankmemeuniversity]

[natasharomanovf]

#my level of pettiness

[modenfamily]

[cloudslou]

ppl who have sound on for phone notifications…..how do you live like that?? my phone hasnt made a sound since i got it. i will see my notifications when i see them.

[hannily]

[clockworkprinceherondale]

#and he never forgave #and he never forgot

[andhumanslovedstories]

sometimes I’m like “my therapist doesn’t really tell me anything I don’t already know” but then I remember that I used to eat scrambled eggs every single morning because I hated them but I hated them less than I hate all other breakfast food on weekdays (don’t @ me waffles are a weekend food and they Do Not start me on a productive path) and my therapist said, “why not eat a lunch food?”

and I said, “explain”

and she said, “you know you’re allowed to eat whatever food you want in the morning. you are not bound by law to the traditional american breakfast.”

my father’s insurance pays a hundred dollars an hour for a woman to give me permission to eat a pb&j at six in the morning 

[everythingfox]

Handsome pups

[perrfectly]

“I like how sleeping next to someone means more than sex sometimes, the body’s way of saying ‘I trust you to be by my side at my most vulnerable time,’ you have no defenses when you are asleep, you tell no lies”

— Eric Shaw (via perrfectly)

[somanypetals]

I once read a twilight fic where edward boiled himself like a lobster in the bath for hours so he’d be warm when he made out with bella

[thenbhdofficial-blog]

need me a freak like that

[moduleseven-deactivated20210304]

Hot girls sleep with stuffed animals

[culturavibe-blog]

[honeyfawns]

mid life crisis ? no no, mid DAY crisis. happens every day

[goldpixy-deactivated20230510]

[mayohmayi]

What do people say? “MOOD”

[shesthecurlygirl]

[seu-bobo-da-corte]

[why-d0-i-exist]

[chilewithcarnage]

[perrfectly]