i should be sleeping

[teaboot]

I’m not Christian, I don’t go to church anymore, and my pastor died, but when he was alive I’d sometimes go to his sermons and I remember one time he said “it feels good to hate, but we know that it isn’t allowed, so when we’re told that we’re allowed to hate someone we get so excited that we forget we’re supposed to love”, and if my humble atheist ass might borrow some church talk I’d like to perhaps submit that

[teaboot]

Anyhow sometimes on the day to day I feel disgust or revulsion and I have to ask myself “is this a danger to anyone at all or am I just looking for something I’m allowed to hate” and a solid 98/100 times it’s the latter so once again thank you pastor D

[crimsonservbot]

You ever hear that old chestnut about how most people neglect the part of the story of Icarus where he also had to avoid flying too low, lest the spray of the sea soak his feathers and cause him to fall and drown? You ever think about how different the world would be if Icarus died that way instead? If the idiom was to Fly To Close To The Sea? A warning against playing it far too safe, about not stretching your wings and soaring properly? You ever think about how Icarus died because he was happy?

[stoopkidlisteningtocsh]

Was feeling Emotions than was quickly hit by very different ones upon opening the comments

[nickyandmikey]

god 50 years ago you really could go see a trashy b-movie and it still had gorgeous cinematography, lighting and set design, fun costumes and makeup, and now a hollywood production could have 80 million dollars thrown at it only for it to look like a drawn-out tv commercial for laundry detergent

[hearteyesilya]

you love to see this

[sleepyjim2]

ⓘ Tip: while sewing, you can unlock scary sewing by losing your needle somewhere on your bed.

[bakwaaas]

not to be a boomer but I’m tired of scanning QR codes and downloading apps to literally do anything. can we just be human again

[academicblorbo]

Yuna and David asking about the timeline of their relationship would have been even funnier if, after discussing how long they've been "lovers":

Yuna: ok, so you've been "seeing" each other for 9 years... And when did you confess your real feelings and decided to be together?

Shane:

Ilya:

Yuna:

David:

Shane:

Ilya: like, today at 4am

[my-dailydreams]

[silivren-vera]

[wlwsource]

Dear Jodie, I am truly sorry for how things turned out, but it's over now. I never want my family to find out about us. Don't look for me again. Don't contact me again. I want to move on. Please let me. This might explain things better. — Greta

HOW TO GET TO HEAVEN FROM BELFAST Season 1, Episode 4 "The Girl from Sagres"

[dumbnerd187-deactivated20260125]

Carol may actually be some of the best lesbian representation ever. Like on a serious note it's amazing how her sexuality is very center to who she is and her motivations, without it being the main focus of Pluribus. (Not to mention I love a queer story that isn't all about coming out) But on a less serious note holy Uhaul omg.

[catchymemes]

[pankendev]

my human vaporizing machine continues to mistify people

[weirdplutoprince]

Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of someone else's actions that I am directly impacted and severely affected by

[indigosfindings]

i really like this thing where websites will have separate "log in" & "sign up" buttons and if you click "log in" it takes you to a sign-up screen anyway so you have to click "i already have an account" and then it will ask if you want to sign in with your facebook account or with instagram or linkedin or deviantart or whatever, and if you choose "username & password" it asks if you want to put in your username or use your thumbprint, and once you put your username & password it emails you a confirmation code, and once you put in the code it says "do you want to give us your phone number for future sign-ins? do you want to sign up for facial recognition? do you want to give us your bones? give us your fucking bones?

[omegaversereloaded]

2026 still no strap you can feel

[omegaversereloaded]

let's stop every war and focus on this

[boycritter]

i need a boyfriend. i need a girlfriend. i need to be single forever. i need a toxic situationship. i need a problematically older man to be homoerotically involved with. i need to have gay sex. i need no one to ever touch me ever again in any way. i need top surgery. i need a hug.

[boycritter]

i need a bag of sour gummy worms. i need 64 oz of water. i need to listen to midwest emo while lifting weights. i need a hug still actually. i need to nuke california. i need pants that fit me properly. i need the sun to set after 7 pm.