TRUTH OR DARE.
I'LL *PROBABLY* DO ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING.
SINCE IT'S ME.
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@mayskedaddled
TRUTH OR DARE.
I'LL *PROBABLY* DO ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING.
SINCE IT'S ME.
May, you're being promoted to Deputy Chief of the SOS Brigade.
vanished-headband:
Basically! We look for aliens, time travelers, and espers and have fun with them!
OooOOOooOOooo! I know some of those! There's uh... that Homerun girl! Apparently she can time travel! [nodnod] Or in her own world at least.
As for aliens any creature from a region asides from your own which has entered your region is technically and alien but that's problably not what you're lookin' for h u h
May, you're being promoted to Deputy Chief of the SOS Brigade.
vanished-headband:
I’m sure you won’t! Maybe now we can actually get started on real Brigade activities!
WHOOO! So uh, like, what does the Brigade do?
Do we check out awesome stuff?
May, you're being promoted to Deputy Chief of the SOS Brigade.
vanished-headband:
… I guess… you can also deal with relations for the brigade… talking to people. You seem to be good at that, right?
Uhm. Yep! Talkin' to people is something I'm gr88888 at!
even though i don't know when to shut up I mean I hope I don't scare anyone away!
May, you're being promoted to Deputy Chief of the SOS Brigade.
vanished-headband:
…. you’re nice. That’s all. We’re friends or whatever. I guess. So. Deputy Chief. Congrats.
Ahw! Well uh, that's no problem then! You're an awesome person anyway.
Does that mean I get to boss the other members around orrrrrr...
May, you're being promoted to Deputy Chief of the SOS Brigade.
vanished-headband:
Okay?
'Kay! [saluuuute]
And to what do I owe this honourable honour!?
reversetrap:
Treehouses are fun.
Oh, that makes sense! Capi…che!
Treehouses are the best. Or Secret Bases, if you'd prefer!
Way better than shabby old trailers!
Good morning.
subconsciousstripping:
No, it’s not that, it’s just-
…… Why weren’t you wearing a bra? [/raises an eyebrow at her.]
I uhm...
I don't know.
I'm gonna blame Sho. I bet he did something wizardy with his evil Math powers!
betterthanyourmum:
maincharactermay:
betterthanyourmum:
maincharactermay:
*wants a cuddle from Rin*
[ CUDDLES? ]
[CUDDLES]
reversetrap:
[ Shrug— ]
Why would you eat tree bark…?
What’s a headcanon?
I eat tree bark because it helps me make a treehouse when I don't have any tools or TM43 or anything.
And a "headcanon" is "the creator's own personal interpretation of something from canon"
And I am the creator and I say I'm 16, because that way I can get up to all sorts of things a 10 year old shouldn't be able to. Capiche?!
betterthanyourmum:
maincharactermay:
*wants a cuddle from Rin*
Good morning.
subconsciousstripping:
[/covers eyes.]
MAY
PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON
Aw ok.
So you've never seen a girl strip before huh? Oops.
*wants a cuddle from Rin*
Good morning.
subconsciousstripping:
I can’t.
That’s impossible.
Wanna bet!?
Shit how did that happen?
reversetrap:
Fourteen…
— Wait you do? [ Oh what. ]
Yuppers, because I love living it wild. I didn't steal it from Sapphire, she stole it from me.
I also love to eat tree bark. Sometimes.
Oh yeah and I'm sixteen! Fuck yeah headcanon and stuff.
Good morning.
subconsciousstripping:
[/facepalms.]
What.
I mean like, your ability to strip without noticing. I want it.
Give it to me.
Good morning.
subconsciousstripping:
… Or afternoon.
Whatever.
Can I have your stripping abilities?
[saying hi is for losers]