Mazakeen

[mazakeen]

[nonbinarychishiyatruther]

Gabriel: We're fucked. Pick a god and pray.

Nathan: I'm an atheist.

Gabriel: Pick a fucking science then, Nathan !! There's no time for semantics !! We're gonna die !!

[mohansabbot]

#wdym this isn’t what happened? (insp)

[vik-the-prik]

Nathan: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it!

Gabriel: Nathan, no.

Annalise: …Mistlefoe.

Gabriel: Don’t encourage him.

[headcanonthings]

Aiden: I think I’m coming down with something, I’ve been feeling nauseous lately

Jaskier: Maybe you’re pregnant

Aiden:

Jaskier:

Aiden: I don’t know who’s the bigger idiot right now, you because you suggested it, or me, because I just had a heart attack.

[mazakeen]

Truly devastated

[mazakeen]

We all know this joke it cracks me up every time

[mazakeen]

My nomadV done with johnnys drama

[thundergrace]

Flautist Melissa Jefferson plays slaver James Madison's 200-year-old crystal flute in the Library of Congress.

[mazakeen]

This is my nomad v who is salty and takes no one’s shit and she misses Jackie like a limb

[mazakeen]

My inquisitor mage Lavellan I love her

[patroclusdefencesquad]

not the chanel boots 😔

[theduatgod]

OMG someone take incorrect quotes generator away from me they're too funny

episode 6 looks amazing

literally them

THIS IS JUST MOON KNIGHT SEASON 1 IN A NUTSHELL

[nerdyydragon]

Jaskier: you know, I’ve been loads happier since I started switching out my morning tea for orange juice. Yen says it has something to do with the vitamins.

[sips juice]

Jaskier: personally I think it’s the vodka.

[nixnereid-1]

The Machine in Root's voice: I, as the youth say, have gone feral, I've become unhinged

[sapphicusincorrectus]

#120

Holger: Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest, that sounds nice and cozy.

Holger: But if you invite someone to your cabin in the woods, they are going to die.

Eivor: My favorite is “butt dial” versus “booty call.”

Randvi: My personal favorite is “Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned”

Randvi: versus “Sorry, Daddy, I’ve been naughty.”

Sigurd: Great news! Language is now cancelled!

Source: Unknown

[mazakeen]

😂

[hale-pack-incorrect-quotes]

Stiles: Dad taught me to think before I act.

Stiles: ...So if I smack the shit out of you, rest assured that I thought about it and am confident in my decision.