Welcome to the Hale Pack

just a bunch of random incorrect quotes we find in generators and think the Hale Pack have definitely said

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Stiles: That’s one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut...

Erica: You would eat yourself?

Stiles: I wouldn’t even question it.

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Stiles: Please, I'm begging you, go to a doctor.

Derek: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.

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Stiles: Jackson sneezes like a girl!

Jackson: How about I pound you like a boy?!

Stiles:

Jackson:

Jackson: That didn’t come out right

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Derek: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment!

Stiles: Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!

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Derek: Is something burning?

Stiles: Just my love for you.

Derek: Stiles, the toaster is on fire.

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Doing more than the minimum amount of work is my definition of failing.

Erica Reyes, probably (via hale-pack-incorrect-quotes)

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Deaton: Scott, I want you to clear your mind.

Scott, immediately: Done.

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Stiles: I turned out perfectly fine!

Derek: Stiles, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast

Stiles: I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN!

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Stiles: Tell Isaac about the birds and the bees.

Erica: They're disappearing at an alarming rate.

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Erica: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant like a conch shell!

Isaac: *Struggling to hold a seagull* Fucking say that next time!

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Stiles: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.

Derek: Only if you also don't ask why

Derek, pulling out 7 pristine human skulls: Take your pick.

Stiles:

Derek:

Stiles: This one is fine

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Stiles: Jackson sneezes like a girl!

Jackson: How about I pound you like a boy?!

Stiles:

Jackson:

Jackson: That didn’t come out right

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Stiles: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.

Derek: It’s not a joke.

Derek: *sniffles*

Derek: I’m a legit snack.

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Erica: And now for a gay update on Stiles and Derek.

Boyd: Getting gayer.

Erica: Thank you, snookums.

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Stiles: Listen Boyd. You're a real man. A real manly man. So manly, so masculine. Giant testicles, I'm sure. You know, I haven't seen them but I can SENSE the heft behind them.

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Boyd, dressed up as Santa for the kids: You're judging me by my appearance, is that what you're doing?

Erica: Of course Santa, you fat fuck!