The Slow Evolution of a Lifetime of Devotion

I'm a long-time fandom lurker, from Sherlock Holmes to X-Files to HP to DW and back around to Sherlock again. Obsessed recently with Yuri on Ice and Thai BL. I'm also a scientist, liberal, political hack, mother, wife, and fanfic writer. Find my writing at archiveofourown.com/users/mazarin221b

[purr-in-ink]

[mazarin221b]

what

Really did log back into this trash fire just to see people posting shit takes. I generally am never here much any more but are there reasons I should be?

[johnlocklives]

Dirty Dancing Johnlock

Pencils, grey colour pencil and white gel pen, as usual. Inspired by Mazarin221b’s amazing fic You’re The One.

[days-of-storm]

I would personally like to thank P’Nancy for sharing all the BTS goodies with us today :D Happy anniversary, My Engineer!

[days-of-storm]

She will never give us Season 2, but at least she gave us this!

[mazarin221b]

Shes absolutely a trainwreck and we'll never get Season 2, but Im glad we at least got this.

[yurionicestolemyheart]

CRYING AND SOBBING THEY LITERALLY SAID "OH SHIT THE RING"

[mazarin221b]

Jesus fucking Christ, seriously?

[bi-myslf]

-Hia Yi:

-Me:

[mazarin221b]

My Sunshine Boy is back on screen! Go watch him in Cutie Pie, out on YouTube now!

[days-of-storm]

I'm about to lose it.

[daikunart]

[bisexualfinalfantasyprotagonist]

I haven't been able to stop thinking abt this vid I love this kittykat so much... She looks like she's in HEAVEN 🥺

[antique-scarecrow]

absolutely LOST in the sauce

[remove-the-stairs-bitch-deactiv]

MY GODS

[days-of-storm]

I imagine this is what it looks like when Yoon gives a bath to Gai Tom XD

[mazarin221b]

I also assume he probably powders Gai Tom and puts perfume on him. He's so whipped for that cat.

[cynicalities]

“don't overthink and just let it be. come on, give me a smile.”

[days-of-storm]

I have somehow neglected Tumblr for too long and missed reblogging all of Mana's gorgeous, gorgeous RamKing art. <3

[plangentia]

literally obsessed with the way that online friendships vary from fond strangers to good friends to siblings to could probably be in love if there weren’t an ocean and god knows how many timezones between us

[chinaannemcclaincontents]

[alexaloraetheris]

I've been laughing like a hyena for the past 15 minutes

[free-range-tiddies]

Can't believe Peter Griffin really tried it.

[video-store-clerk]

Ok but I'd the second dude like...a vampire? Because my straight ass is bewitched.

[gamebiadvance]

[Transcript:

(the first person has text over them that says "being fat and wanting a girlfriend")

First person: "See what's behind this door..!"

(Door has text over it that says "fat girls" while The Toccata and Fugue in D minor plays in the background)

First person: "Noo, is there a bett-"

Second person: " Yo it's funny that there's an entire demographic, of petite women who love bigger men. But because you've just ousted yourself, as a cunt, it's never gonna happen for you mate. You're really out here body shaming, all these beautiful shawties, big body Bugatti (kiss noise), exquisite; but you're built like a less cool Bling Bling Boy from Johnny Test. Make it make sense mate. It doesn't- it really doesn't. Could've kept your mouth shut. But you had to say something. And you even went so far as to put it on the internet. And you thought that was a good idea because-? Please, take yourself elsewhere. Sincerely the entire fucking human race."

End transcript.]

[thunderboltsortofapenny]

The moment that man started speaking -

[bundibird]

That transcript up there is great, but it fails to mention that the second person? Has a voice like... warm caramel. Like a blanket on a rainy day. Like the gentle creak of an ancient tree in an even more ancient forest. A voice that's a low, deep -- far deeper than expected -- warm, and has a soothing timbre that, honestly, I could listen to for hours.

[mazarin221b]

Just.

Please.

His voice is so beautiful and when he blows a kiss and says “exquisite” I *melted.*

[days-of-storm]

So, here I am, just having a random conversation about KinnPorsche with Maz and suddenly I am writing a RamKing Coffee Shop AU

I don't even ... I mean ...

I fully blame @mazarin221b!

[mazarin221b]

Ahahahahah AND I HAVE ZERO REGRETS.

*thinks of other plot bunnies to hit you with*

[mazarin221b]

sweetcupncakes on ao3 she wrote cracks in the wall. i havent heard of her in years. i just want to know if shes okay and to send her lots of love. i keep cracks in the wall on my phone and its one of like my 5 comfort fanfics. idk who else to ask.

Im sorry, anon. I don't know them well and haven't heard anything of them in ages. I hope you find out what happened to them one day. But sometimes people just move on and forge new fandom identities. Im sure they're happy to know you think of them though.

[days-of-storm]

What a hilarious sequence of reactions from Lay. His whole entire face hahahaha

And the way @mazarin221b basically does a hit and run on him XD

[mazarin221b]

LOL the way he growls “MAZ MAZ!” Once I got kicked, I *died*. Yeah, I got you good, boy. Too bad Perth wasn’t there to see it, ahahaha. 

[days-of-storm]

I'm not saying half of that video looks ... well ... not like a music video ... but ... it's kinda what I'm saying

[mazarin221b]

But it was a really great music vid, though.