well, well, well, how the turntables...

rivka/rebecca im jewish and i talk about it I also like lord of the rings and some other stuff

[annellister]

[sansarya]

The Three Hunters requested by bagginshield

[mazelt0v]

jarvisbaby replied to your post: so what’s new?? what’s changed in 10 months? catch...

HI

WHY DONT YOU EVER TEXT ME

i mean i’m guilty too BUT TEXT ME DAMMIT

[animationproclamations]

Film Daily Yearbook, 1932.

[mazelt0v]

so what’s new?? what’s changed in 10 months? catch me up peeps

[intoasylum]

phoebe is everything tbh

[mazelt0v]

things that have happened since I was here last:

-I got engaged

that’s it p much

[mazelt0v]

I got a few messages from people who don't have me on fb - I am fine and thank you for checking

[mazelt0v]

so whats new with me you ask? still canadian. still jewish. still angry about everything. so nothing is new at all

[stupidjewishwhiteboy]

A Video History of Jewish Political Pandering, From Ted Cruz's Matzo Making to Rick Perry's Menorah

On Thursday, with the New York Republican presidential primary looming on the horizon, Texas Senator Ted Cruz visited a local matzo factory to reach out to the state's many Jews. Surrounded by children and bakers, Cruz, the son of an evangelical pastor, attentively rolled the dough for the Passover ...

If you ever wanted to see gentile politicians bewildered by our strange customs, this is the post for you

[mazelt0v]

uh wow hey guys long time no see

[wexler]

that one time on Hotel Hell when Gordon Ramsay fed the owner’s dog some shitty bread and then was afraid he killed her

[thebestoftumbling]

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

HOW DID I GET ON THIS MAILING LIST LIKE WTF AM I GOING TO DO WITH A POPE COIN ITS NOT EVEN CHOCOLATE

[nolikereally]

in all this excitement, let’s not forget the TRUE reason for the season

on February 14, 3019, Gandalf the White arose from death in his true form and set out once more to walk the stones of Middle-Earth

MERRY GANDALFMAS

[mazelt0v]

Bernie Sanders is the first Jewish person to win a primary 👏🏻👏🏻

i know and it’s very exciting! it’d be even better if major media outlets would stop either a) completely ignoring his jewishness or b) being subtly antisemitic but i’ll take what i can get right now

[mentalflossr]

The Most Popular Grocery Store in Every State

[laughterkey]

[nalgenebottle-deactivated201706]

The only reason to go to florida is to snag that @publixchicken

[mazelt0v]

also publix cake. and subs. mmmm