my graceless heart.

Night has always pushed up day, You must know life to see decay, But I won't rot, I won't rot; Not this mind and not this heart, I won't rot. 22. English. Neurotic. Romantic. Skeptic. Cripple. Part-time genius. Cynic. Dreamer. Of a mercurial disposition. Fond of books, cats, video games, tattoos, science, TV, the internet and pretty things. Usually sarcastic, occasionally hyperbolic and seldom sure. I do not have a gentle heart. SLYTHERIN { wear }

[mazzlestars-blog]

So I have a new blog and this one will eventually be abandoned.

mazzlepop.tumblr.com is the new one - I’m likely to switch it over to mazzlestar when I leave this one.

So yeah, that’s where I am.

[mazzlestars-blog]

So I have a new blog and this one will eventually be abandoned.

mazzlepop.tumblr.com is the new one - I’m likely to switch it over to mazzlestar when I leave this one.

So yeah, that’s where I am.

[mazzlepop]

Actual Disney Prince Patrick Dempsey

[mazzlestars-blog]

So I have a new blog and this one will eventually be abandoned.

mazzlepop.tumblr.com is the new one - I'm likely to switch it over to mazzlestar when I leave this one.

So yeah, that's where I am.

[expbaronline]

Mass Effect cocktails:

Alignment Shot:

Paragon:

.5 oz Whipped vodka

.5 menthol mint schnapps

dash blue curacao 

Renegade:

.75 cinnamon fireball whiskey

splash grenadine

splash pepar vodka

_________________________________

shake all alcohol with ice

strain into a shot glass

Cocktails:

Shepard:

1 oz Wild turkey American honey

1 oz Amaretto

Doctor Pepper 

Fem Shep:

1 oz Wild Turkey American honey

1 oz cherry pucker

Doctor Pepper

________________________________________________________________

pour alcohol over ice in a tall glass

Fill with Doctor Pepper

Stir gently

pour in your Alignment shot

Enjoy and fight the reapers

So this is the first in our line of Customizable cocktails. In the mass effect trilogy you get to make your own choices that effect the game in various ways. What better way to do that then to let you customize the cocktail in the way you want.

First step choose do you prefer the bold brashness of Commander Shepard, or do you like the ass kicking sultry Fem Shep? After you make the cocktail of your choosing you have to decide how do you wanna handle things? Do you prefer to be sweet and heroic, or do you want to be a hardcore badass who gets things done your own way? After deciding pour your alignment shot in the cocktail and you are set to go. So enjoy, kill some reapers and maybe being a tad tipsy will take away some of the sting of the much hated series ending.

“I’m commander Shepard and these are my favorite drinks on the citadel.” ~Shepard

[oyveyzqueer-old]

can we talk about female friendships on grey’s anatomy

like

meredith and cristina

“you’re my person”

and other characters validate the strength of that relationship, even and especially romantic partners

tv you’re doing it right

god i love the twisted sisters

someone must have written an essay ode to the women of grey’s where is it i want to read it

[01012012]

[imperator-purriosa-deactivated2]

That cat is not even playful, he is downright -concerned- about this fucking penguin aelinawhwa

[starry-dawn]

CAT: ARE YOU OKAY SMALL WIBBLY ANIMAL

[legendofcerberus-deactivated201]

S-sir? Sir, what are you-

Sir, are you-

Sir, please stop.

Sir

Are you okay?

[son-of-mercury-deactivated20130]

I can’t remember if I blogged this or not but oh my fucking cute.

[interestingfactsblog-blog]

Socially Awkward Penguin

[rapeculturemakesmeangry]

This is from the slut walk. One of the arguments is that girls ask for rape because they wear slutty clothes, short skirts, tight, low-cut tops. This girl is an example of the fact that rape victims can look like anyone, you, me, this girl. Rapists. Dont. Discriminate.

[fuckyeahrainbowhair]

fallingfate:

I promised a long time ago that I’d reblog this whenever I saw it on my dash. No regrets, it breaks my heart every single time.

an incredibly important message, rape is rape. no one is ever asking for it. a woman has the right to dress how ever they want - it is society that identifies risque dressing as ‘asking for it’, and in my opinion, that way of thinking needs to be diminished.

[bipolarfenris-deactivated201610]

Always, always reblog.

[6-olfwang-deactivated20120910]

you can see the brokenness in her eyes, and her little smile.

[thedoomtrout]

I can only imagine what kind of strength it took for her to wear those clothes again after what happened to her while she was in them

[supermanisqueer]

Forever reblog (via imgTumble)

[kerrykryptonite-deactivated2019]

I will forever reblog this! Every single time it comes in my dash.

[annihilaped]

yo august slow the fuck down man

[blurryscribblz]

Have YOU ever gone to a coffee shop? Then you should read this!

Proper etiquette for a coffee shop that 90% of customers DEFINITELY do not know

Read More

[nintendonut1]

holy shit

people are fucking MEAN oh my god

[adriofthedead]

The same goes for people who work in ANY sort of food service.

Don’t be one of those customers.

[ignitiondorks]

Any service really. Common courtesy man.

[missionvao-deactivated20140824]

[mazzlestars-blog]

Re: that fundraising post about the dog that's going around right now...

"Accidents happen" is not an excuse for neglect/borderline abuse. You don't tie your dog to a goddamn car. You don't leave your dog with somebody ELSE who is going to tie him to a car. If you can no longer afford to pay for your pet's treatment, you find a home for them with someone who can afford any and all treatment they may require. I don't care how much you love him or how long you've had him, your obligation is to the animal and if you can no longer provide adequate care, you are obliged to find someone who can.

[repicurean-blog-blog]

[melbetweenstars-deactivated2015]

i couldn’t remember the name of these things so i went to google and

IT WORKED THANK U GOOGLE

[dixonwings]

“And Shepherds we shall be. For Thee, my Lord, for Thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In Nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti.”

[queenbradbury]

POSTS LIKE THIS MAKE ME SO UPSET

OMFG

OK becaUSE

no NO THE SONG DOES NOT SOUND LIKE THAT IT DOES NOT GO UP AND DOWN LIKE A POLICE SIREN HOLY SHIT HAVE YOU EVEN HEARD THE SONG STOP YOU CAN’T EVEN TEXT-SING

YOU ARE SO OFF THAT IS NOT HOW IT GOES AT ALL THESE ALWAYS MAKE ME SO MAD LIKE YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW

DO YOU KNOW HOW SINGING WORKS ARE YOU TONE DEAF IT GOES LIKE THIS

I’VE GOT THE moooooooooooooooo-ooves LIKE JAGggeerrrr

UP AND DOWN THE SCALE ONCE NOT TWELVE TIMES

AND FOR THE RECORD IT IS

CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SOOOON, THERE’LL BE PEACE WHEN YOU ARE DOONE

I HOPE I DON’T HAVE TO EXPLAIN THIS TO TUMBLR AGAIN

[itsthegabes-deactivated20210115]

When did you graduate from tumblr-sing university?

[queenbradbury]

fourteen years ago text posts were my major

[maarnayeri-blog]

Men.

Do you realize that in your fallacious attempt to “liberate” women from our make-up and high heels by proclaiming “I love natural/real girls” that you’re, in fact, enforcing the same patriarchal ideals you seek to destroy by assuming we do these things for you in the first place? 

[octopuseyess-deactivated2012102]

BOOM

[baegod-deactivated20181025]

right

[elliott-poop-deactivated2015120]

Well, in all reality, you are. You are doing those things for us. It’s instinct to do so. You need to have your characteristics and genes survive and be passed on to future generations, so you try to look as attractive as possible so males will “mate” with you. We, as a species, have evolved enough to be able to trick ourselves into thinking that you do it for you. You’re a strong, independent woman who don’t need no man. But really, what you are is an animal (and that’s not to say I’m not, I’m not insulting you either, I’m stating fact) who seeks to pass their genes on to future generations. It’s evolution, it’s Darwinism, it’s survival of the fittest. You try to look good because a penis helps pass your genes on, not your fingers or a vibrator.

[norman-desmont-blog]

I find it hard to believe anybody would want your penis

[scooterpiebanana]

Dude you need a serious fucking ego check. The white supremacist patriarchy’s got you thinking that everyone’s lives revolve around you when it just isn’t so. 

[eattherich73]

Men do realize all we need is their sperm to carry on the human race, right? We don’t actually have to have sex with you thanks to these things called sperm banks. I’m just saying.

[bigdisasterenergy]

LOL Wow look at all that creepy egocentric heterosexism.

[mazzlestars-blog]