How Myers-Briggs Personality Types Are Portrayed Online Vs. How They Are In Real Life
Online Description:
ENFPs are passionate, idea-generating revolutionists who inspire others through their fierce determination and spirit.
Real ENFP:
*Hides inside watching cat videos for literally days at a time.*
Online Description:
INFJs are wise and magical fortune-tellers who intuitively understand all the most complex mysteries of the Universe.
Real INFJ:
*Tries to analyze literally one thing.*
*Falls down the bottomless rabbit hole of over-thinking.*
*Gives up and watches TV.*
Online Description:
ENFJs are the revolutionary world leaders who mentor others towards great change and was probably your high school valedictorian.
Real ENFJ:
Wastes entire day trying to decipher the hidden meaning behind a friendly text message.
Online Description:
Eloquent, thoughtful poets who are sleep on a bed of roses and understand the greater meaning behind our existence.
Real INFP:
*Walks into a poll.*
“What the actual mother of fuck, who keeps putting these here.”
Online description:
INTPs are mad scientist geniuses and all of them are Albert Einstein.
Real INTP:
“What if Walruses could drive cars, haha lol”
*Spends three days designing an app that generates walrus memes*
Online Description:
Argumentative devil’s advocate who WILL NOT REST until every idea in the world has been thoroughly debated.
Real ENTP:
“Lol that person’s wrong.”
*Smokes a joint.*
*Shrugs it off.*
Online Description:
INTJs are the mastermind overlords who can see 500 years in the future and will eventually take over earth and all of its inhabitants.
Real INTJ:
*Spends four hours mapping out a route to the grocery store and still gets lost.*
Online Description:
ENTJs are cutthroat, competitive powerhouses who will stop at absolutely nothing to defeat and eliminate their opponents without remorse.
Real ENTJ:
Is literally the first person to help you when you’re in trouble.
Online Description:
ISTJs are serious, duty-oriented social servants who will not eat, sleep or rest until justice is delivered to the world as a whole.
Real ISTJ:
*Stays inside playing computer games for three straight days, hoping that nobody will notice their absence.*
Online Description:
Your micromanaging boss who only exists to professionally advance themselves and make your life a living hell.
Real ESTJ:
Just wants to get this freaking work day over with so they can grab a beer and chill out with their friends.
Online Description:
Daredevil badass who is probably off slacklining between mountain peaks while chugging a gallon of whiskey right now.
Real ISTP:
*Sees a text inviting them to go adventuring*
*Sits inside watching TV for three days*
Texts back “Nah”
Online Description:
Perma-wired adrenaline junkie who CANNOT LIVE without DRUGS SEX AND ROCK AND ROLL 24 hours/day.
Real ESTPs:
Probably has an advanced engineering degree and makes twice as much money as you do.
Online Description:
Sweet grandmother, whose sole reason for living is hugging and baking cookies for everyone they know.
Real ISFJ:
Would almost always rather be at home reading fanfic.
Online Description:
Gossipy girl whose goal in life is to get married, and who is probably your Mom.
Real ESFJ:
Some of the most sharp and motivated professionals you’ll ever meet.
Online Description:
Antisocial emo poets who refuse to talk to others because *nobody understands them* and that makes them want to cry.
Real ISFP:
Some of the friendliest and most fun-loving people you’ll ever meet.
Online Description:
Mindless party animal who has been drunk since the moment they were born.
Real ESFP:
Sharp, motivated, creative and probably understands you better than you understand yourself
