[sol1loqu1st]

Found this in my drafts. fuck man I sure do

[greeniery]

i tried to make a venn diagram but my migraine is ironically too bad for me to have the brain power to take the time to fix the proportions and then i locked one of the text layers and got pissed off and gave up. but i kind of like it all fucked up like this

[pjharvey]

i hope something lesbian happens to all my mutuals soon. if you’re a straight woman or a gay man i hope something lesbian happens to you as well but in a different way

[charmwasjess]

Having someone ask ChatGPT in a meeting is like being a grown-ass professional adult in a room full of other grown-ass professional adults trying to solve a problem, while a colleague with one of those baby toys that makes animal sounds repeatedly presses the cow button. And we all have to stop what we're doing and listen to cow go moo and say "wow hm yeah that's not really what we're asking but the cow does definitely go moo, good thoughts"

[baddywronglegs]

Except increasingly the cow is being treated as a respected contributor to meetings as we pivot to a moo-centric business model that principally produces bullshit

[uququ]

the parallel w/ germanic bear is interesting but it must be said that "brown one" is vastly inferior to "cutie pie"

[rattlesnek]

my nickname "guy who doesn't attack people" is raising a lot of questions that are already answered by the nickname

[discoursedrome]

monks debating whether vows of silence should still allow you to leave emoji reacts on the monastery groupchat

[gallusrostromegalus]

So a guy I went to middle school with now works in the vatican and according to Cam, the rules on:

Whether you can leave emoji reacts in the groupchat

Whether you can leave regular messages in the groupchat

Whether you can HAVE a groupchat

Whether you can have Electronic Devices

-vary from one silent monastic order to another, but none of them have ever successfully banned "Long trail of increasingly hostile post-it messages on the fridge".

[locked-keye]

[beingharsh]

[moveslikekeithrichards]

tbh i think no matter how much people try to optimize intentionally-produced stim toys nothing will ever top Some Piece Of Crap You Found At A Yard Sale 15 Years Ago or perhaps Garbage

[theorangepdf]

i have good taste except when i don’t but when i don’t it’s in a sexy way

[vyva-melinkolya]

Don’t make your younger self into your own dead wife.

[vyva-melinkolya]

Don’t make your older self into a husband you resent. Idk

[mango-season]

did mitski ever find out what to do after you've been big and small and big and small again and still nobody wants you

[hyperculture]

OH OKAY......

[signorformica]

Detail of a Roman mosaic of a grinning skeleton holding two askoi (wine-jugs). Pompeii ~ ca.50 AD Museo Archeologico Nazionale di Napoli • via Bibliothèque Infernale on FB

[call-me-moby-dick]

[uhhhhmanda]

Just came home from a dinner party with the friendgroup at which several people kept saying "Ask Pedro" or "Pedro will know" and I was terrified that they were referring to an AI like Claude but no, thank fuck, they were referring to a cardboard cutout of Pedro Pascal that someone left upstairs and who has been designated a kind of patron saint status in the household.

[chkq-deactivated20260531]

sometimes i see an opinion i disagree with, and from a combination of wanting to keep up appearances, avoid flak, and cut to the heart of the issue, i draft a series of increasingly abstract responses, eventually culminating in typing out "falsehoods aren't true", which, in a perfect act of autofellatio, deletes itself

[pairs-studio]