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@mbtiroommates
the types as bad advice i’d give
INTJ: do they question you? stare them down. say nothing. glare at them until they shut up and are filled with awe of your evil presence. nothing beats that.
INTP: be natural be social be cool – damnit, you made it awkward again? do what everyone else is doing. smile like them. laugh with them. now you’re one of them.
ENTP: throw genius side comments and weird crap. don’t laugh until someone else does. bask in the feeling of your cool awesomeness.
ENTJ: whatever happens, ask: can i make money out of this?
INFJ: remember, moral outrage is a great tool for avoiding personal responsibility.
INFP: just say sorry: it de-escalates a lot of things
ENFP: when all else fails, smile apologetically for 2 seconds then change the topic quick–
ENFJ: gently say “i understand what you mean when you say” and basically summarise what the other person said, then pat their back
ISTJ: if you keep measurements and lists and schedules of everything, nothing can go wrong. nothing.
ISFJ: they’re bound to give you credit eventually. just keep doing your thing. keep going. they’ll notice eventually. they’ll be sorry they ignored you.
ESTJ: make a powerpoint on it. that makes everything clearer.
ESFJ: the best way to spread news is to make people promise not to tell anyone
ISTP: avoid stress by not caring in the first place
ISFP: okay– okay– uh– everything’s going to be fine– yes– uhm– look, the leaves! read their veins. the birds. what are they trying to tell you. sniff the river. it gives your life meaning
ESTP: do whatever the fuck you want to do. consequences be damned.
ESFP: caffeine is the life hack of the universe. boom. you’re invincible.
INTJ Spiral
Life: You have seven weekly recurring chores, three one-time house remodeling/fixing requirements, two hobbies with deadlines, and a semester of college with increasingly difficult class work coming up.
Ni: This is the exact order to do them and the timeline to get them done. Organized by length and importance to ensure you will not stress out before classes begin. Optimized to give you small doses of serotonin after completing each task so you are amped and excited to accomplish your next task.
Te: -sleeps-
Fi: I'm going to guilt trip you because your Te is sleeping and not only are you ignoring Ni, you're not even completing the most basic functions to keep your body alive. You're lazy! Here is some anxiety and a panic attack to go with even thinking about completing the first task.
Se: Don't listen to Fi. Good ol' Se, here, will take care of you. Come now, Let's sit down and read, or play a video game, or veg in front of Netflix or Youtube. Destress, take a load off. It's good for you. You want a beer? Two? Yeah, that's it. Se will take care of you. Don't you worry. You can stay here with Se forever. FOREVER!
MBTI: DARK ACADEMIA AESTHETICS
ISTJ: jet black fountain pens and thin wire glasses, illustrated books on lepidology, microscopes with delicate geers, library card-catalogues, neat signatures, the scent of formaldehyde and the art of precision.
ESTJ: shiny black Oxford loafers and white button down shirts, busts of Roman generals, prefect’s badges, sepia maps, grandfather clocks, translating Herodotus, sharp silver letter openers with bloodred handles.
ISTP: leather-banded watches and ships-in bottles, sketched diagrams of bridges, chesterfield coats, bronze protractors and disheveled piles of graph paper, Voltaire quotes, chalk equations, pulling all nighters.
ESTP: roguishly loose striped neckties and crooked grins, varsity sweaters and scraped knees, secret passageways to the rooftops, Beat poetry, the scent of cedar, steam engines barreling through winding mountains.
ESFJ: black monogrammed gloves and red scarves, snowball fights, cups of hot chocolate, angelic choral voices, etiquette books, Jane Austen novels, silk robes, ballet shoes, light through stained glass windows.
ISFJ: cups of Earl Grey and wool button down cardigans, pressed lavender in books of Emily Dickinson poetry, piano sheet music, personalized wax letter seals, watercolor paintings in faded blues and greys.
INFP: Chelsea boots, olive green sweaters and tousled hair, existentialist novels and espresso in rainy cafes, signed postcards and fresh baguettes in bicycle baskets, moving to a new city alone, dried roses and stormy eyes.
ENFP: Disheveled brown corduroy, stradivarius violins, bell towers full of bats, Shakespeare comedies performed for raucous audiences, chai tea, Irish setters, impassioned marginalia, Botticelli curls, ivy creeping over red brick.
ISFP: reading Romantic poetry in grave yards, black turtle-necks, charcoal-stained fingertips, record collections, black and white films on antique projectors, gothic spires through fog, gin cocktails, poker faces.
ESFP: Maps hidden on the backs of paintings, muddy derby shoes, bacchinalia rituals, the scent of pomade, Oscar Wilde essays, crystal goblets and crystal chandeliers, green grapes and purple velvet, curled ram’s horns.
INFJ: tattered paperback copies of Virginia Woolf novels, tower windows, local ghost stories, Faire Isles sweaters, letter-writing by candlelight, flutes, paintings of rosy-cheeked Greek nymphs, pistachio macarons.
ENFJ: reading Whitman aloud, frescos of angels, paisley pocket squares, sumptuous dinner parties, passports and polaroids, oil portraits of royalty, studying multiple languages, plates of pasta, emerald rings.
INTJ: silver cuff links and black umbrellas, antique chess boards, ravens perched on wrought-iron gates, photography dark rooms, anatomical illustrations, suits of armor, stone gargoyles, hedge mazes, horror short stories.
ENTJ: leather-bound planners, tartan scarves, memorized political treatises, debate podiums and briefcases, black coffee, bookstores in the morning, statues of Nike, gold pocketwatches, fresh newspapers, brown berets.
INTP: oversized tweed blazers with elbow patches, tortoises in terrariums, the scent of old books, spiral staircases, stargazing under indigo skies, knee-high socks, Sherlock Holmes stories, breaking secret codes.
ENTP: glasses of dark red wine, laurel crowns, starting arguments about philosophy, tortoise shell glasses, domed ceilings, lore of trickster gods, snowy owls, Socrates’ dialogues, DaVinci sketches, ripe pomegranates.
So i’ve found this treasure on pinterest today
Cognitive Functions and their Paradoxes
Fi
“I don’t like to see others sad”
“I want my feelings to be taken care of first”
Fe
“I need to help everybody”
“I hate everybody”
Ti
“I understand everything so much better than others”
“It is not humanly possible to reach a state of complete knowledge”
Te
“I want to meet goals quickly”
“My impatience makes me miss out important details, which slows down progress”
Ni
“I know the truth of everything”
“My mind is so abstract that I can’t pin down what I’m thinking”
Ne
“I have a million possible ideas”
“But I have a hard time deciding which one is better than the rest”
Si
“I need to remember every little detail to feel safe”
“Because I know all the minute angles of a situation by heart, I can perceive a million ways things can go wrong and I feel very unsafe”
Se
“I’m one with my surroundings”
“I can be so reckless that I keep making physical accidents”
True success is overcoming the fear of being unsuccessful.
Paul Sweeney
ENTJ: -walking from kitchen to bedroom- Yummm. Doritos. So I can go to sleep and wake up tasting Satan's dick.
INTJ: -in living room- What?
ENTJ: Because when you eat Doritos and sleep, you wake up with your mouth tasting like Satan's dick.
INTJ: Or, you know, you could brush your teeth before you go to bed.
ENTJ: Nah! I like the taste of Satan's dick.
INTJ: Pfffft.
Heterosexuality feels like an overused trope
half my life is spent searching for files that i cant remember if i even saved
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ENTJ approved for INTJ
INTJ thing #16
Noticing literally everything. Like Everything.
And simultaneously noticing nothing at all.
INTJ culture is noticing small nuances in someone’s behaviour, but not noticing a HUGE pole RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU.
Or finding the plot hole and small things, but missing the entire point of a story because you were too zoned in.
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I'm an INTJ-T and true story!! I was actually so busy being productive one night and doing a million things all at once that I got so tried and didn't notice, UNTIL I was rushing through a doorway, miscalculated my trajectory and smacked my head on the frame KNOCKING MYSELF UN-FUCKING-CONSCIOUS. When I woke up my first thought was "I should probably put myself to bed now..." I was alone in the house and to this day I don't know if I was out for like a minute or an hour... We INTJs can be so dumb
First of all, this ask was freaking hilarious. Second of all, I find it so amazing how INTJs are regarded as one of the smartest types, when we are really just idiots sometimes.
Human behaviour is not 100% consistent all the time.
Just because an ISTP isn’t a full-time biker badass, that doesn’t mean they’re any less of an ISTP. Someone doesn’t stop being an INTJ simply because they demonstrate emotion. An ENFP doesn’t always have to be ultra hyper and friendly 24/7.
People are free to do whatever the hell they want. Not everyone is a perfect outline of their type.
People sometimes do stuff that isn’t completely in line with their type. That doesn’t mean their personality has changed.
It is only natural that our moods vary from day to day. People aren’t the exact same everyday. They change. This is all normal, and isn’t an indicator of a sudden shift in type.
MBTI, or any personality measuring system, should not be so thoroughly relied on as to constrain people into a box and keep them there.
As we discover life, grow, and find things we like and don't, we also uncover hidden bits of ourselves that are not so easily captivated by dichotomies.
When we live in an imperfect world, things extensional to what or personality "should" be can also affect how we appear.
That list of things can be anything from high levels of stress, mental disorders, a disturbance in normal way of life. Something that can alter perception of someone's personality can be as light as playing a new video game and being influenced by it, or as heavy as losing a parent or loved one.
We don't know all the happenings in everyone's life, only our own. So please that keep in mind, especially online.
I have no clue why I thought this had to exist, but now I’m glad it does.