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@mbtisecrets
I need a man like this
How has nobody settled for me yet Iâm a solid 3
this is even funnier if you interpret this from the enneagram pov
Sleep is overrated anyway
same
I have no clue why I thought this had to exist, but now Iâm glad it does.
Bold of you to state that an Ni dom would know where the floor is
when youâre an INTP or ISTP and your friend comes to you with their emotions, wanting to be consoled
insert your fourth function.
MBTI types as weeb stuff
ENFJ: Having a waifu
ENFP: Eating Pocky
ENTJ: Attempting to move to Japan
ENTP: Playing anime openings at parties
ESFJ: Cosplay
ESFP: Anime cons
ESTJ: Getting absurdly angry at people who call anime "Chinese cartoons"
ESTP: Inserting random Japanese words into conversation
INFJ: Cat/rabbit ears
INFP: Anime body pillows
INTJ: Covering their room in anime posters
INTP: Collecting figurines
ISFJ: Using Japanese honorifics
ISFP: Being an idiot in general
ISTJ: Pencil cases/bags/binders imported from Japan
ISTP: Hentai
Person: There are 2 types of people..
Me: THERE'S ACTUALLY 16
Fit all intuitives with GPS trackers 2k18
When youâve been happily married for 40 years but a 15 year old on tumblr claims your Myers Briggs types are incompatible
Mbti Types as Millennials Youâll Meet
Disclaimer: this post is purely for amusement & LOLs Ęâ˘á´Ľâ˘ĘÂ
ISTJ: TRADITIONALIST - has a fetish for Mon-Fri 9 to 5 jobs + benefits - traditional AF - this species is v endangered, please donate - has had the same goals and dreams since they were a fetus - productive member of societyâ˘Â
 ESTJ: YUPPIE - working 27/9 on multiple projects, multiple jobs & multiple underlings to command - getting more stuff done than youâll ever do in your lifetime - somehow has a neater desk than you but knows how to party it up when theyâre finally off hours - fav type of party is a networking party - actually has time and money to NetflixÂ
 INTJ: COLLECTORS - is on all the social medias but almost never posts - knows all the tings but never really says it - v secretive  - will low-key become a billionaire overnight for starting a very important company that no one has heard ofÂ
 ENTJ: YOUR BOSS - is the only person who actually knows what theyâre doing - started taking on leadership roles since birth (re: shoved the doctor out of the way to cut their own umbilical cord) - shows love via loud criticism â is only trying to help you help yourself - so DONEEE with incompetenceÂ
 ISFJ: MILLENNIAL MOM - shares so many Facebook posts that fb definitely knows who they voted for/where they shop at/intimate details even they donât know - actually writes Amazon reviews (thank you) - replies to all messages from fam within 30 seconds - attends annual mom convention just to maintain their status (Level 10 Mom Friendâ˘)Â
 ESFJ: FOODIES - has multiple social platforms to display their culinary skills (STATUS: black belt) - charming AF but WILL throw shade if provoked - hair is goals - listed on Huffington Post as top 21 Pinterest users to followÂ
 INTP: THE FUTURE⢠- obsessed with the possibilities of the future - topics all INTPs are pre-programmed to get excited about: AI, start-ups, technology, STEM jokes - may combust when stupid arguments are portrayed as facts - procrastination level: over 9000Â
 ENTP: BROGRAMMERS - speaks a foreign language invented by them - beer parties & philosophical debates are always lit - pretty WOKE actually - Nerdâ˘Â
 INFJ: MODERN HIPSTER - had first quarter life crisis at 15 - your official therapist - writes self-love/compassion/know-yourself/nostalgia posts for a website - stares through a window from time to time looking contemplativeÂ
 ENFJ: GRASSROOTS CHAMPION - actually has their life together despite repeat quarter life crises - persuasive AF - âI do what I want, I donât need your validation ⌠but also I consider how it affects everyone around me and how Iâll be perceivedâ - won Volunteer of the Year award every year for the last 5 years; got promoted to presenting the Volunteer of the Year award insteadÂ
 ENFP: EXUBERANTS - lives off of the Likes of friends and random Internet strangers - needs social validation through an IV drip - will most likely die of FOMO - life motto: pics or it didnât happen - golden retriever but looks like a person (cute either way)Â
 INFP: UNDEREMPLOYED - Feelings⢠- overqualified for all the jobs but doesnât know what jobs they actually care enough to apply for - posts are always either WOKE AF or self-deprecating - hopes and dreams are on life supportÂ
 ESTP: WANDERLUST⢠- bucket-list longer than Santaâs list - only has semi-naked pics on Tinder - knows the most important words in every language (i.e. âwhatâs your phone numberâ) - no honey, donât call them; yes, theyâre definitely seeing other peopleÂ
 ISTP: SHUT OUTs - self-employed - will low-key land a steady 6 figure job for being in the right place at the right time - moonlights as a hand model - credit card ebills show 20% of income spent on Redbull/coffeeÂ
 ESFP: YOUTUBE VLOGGER - EXTRA AF⢠- somehow amassed a HUGE following from weekly 10 minute videos about their day - will fake their death if no one is paying attention to them - actually really savage - sparklyÂ
 ISFP: PROFESSIONAL SELFIES TAKER - living embodiment of the word âaestheticâ - hair/style/make-up/art is goals - snapchat game is on point - etsy is only their side hussle - flower crowns filtersÂ
Iâm dying these are hilarious
Types as People I'm Staring at in the Airport
INFJ- The guy with both headphones in, staring vacantly out the window and leaning on his suitcase like a wistful farm boy dreaming of a better life.
ESFJ- The harassed, apologetic airline agent who keeps scurrying around like a chagrined shih-tzu, grimacing and expressing his regrets that everyoneâs flights are canceled.
ESTP- The couple who still look happy, probably because theyâre at the front of the line. They wonât stop smiling, laughing, and hugging awkwardly.
INTP- The confused couple who just want to check in to their flight but keep getting back in line because theyâre confused. Theyâre gesturing to signs and muttering, totally unaware.
ESFP- The one little kid who keeps running in circles and touching things like the world is still a fascinating place, no matter how long he has to wait to get on a plane.
ISFP- The pissed off looking college student with her arms folded, glowering at the back of the guy in front of her with narrowed, bloodshot eyes.
ENFJ- The guy hauling three huge bags behind him who looks like heâs carrying the luggage for his entire family, plus a few neighbors and their kids.
ENFP- That one woman who seems utterly unfazed by it all, gesturing wildly to her traveling companion (or maybe itâs a new friend she met in line), hair bouncing and always smiling.
INTJ- The other poor college student, chewing his lip nervously and constantly twitching, clearly with somewhere to be. I donât think heâll make it on time.
ISTP- The desperate nihilist, head buried in his hands, neck withdrawn into his checkered shirt, rocking back and forth in what might be fervent prayers, fervent sobs, or a fervent techno beat.
ENTJ- The woman whoâs on top of shit and calling her airline to arrange another flight, while sheâs in line. Sheâs traveling light and unfazed by havoc.
ESTJ- The cool, collected woman writing neatly in a journal in elegant, looping handwriting, studiously avoiding eye contact with her fellow passengers.
ENTP- The optimistic child with unwonted enthusiasm who keeps chanting âGo United!â like heâs at a soccer game and jumping up and down like a football cheerleader.
ISFJ- The two strangers who have met each other in line and seem to be exchanging life stories, she animatedly and eagerly and he with weary trepidation.
INFP- The twin babies, one of whom is wailing in alternate pleasure and terror, the other of whom is staring around with wide, shocked eyes, previously unaware of humanityâs vast variety.
ISTJ- My mom, who has her head buried in her hands and a tight frown on her lips, resting just on the verge of hysteria and held back only by taking deep, calming breaths.
When you take the Myers-Briggs test and find out youâre an NT
idk why I made this
roses are red
rainclouds are gray
How to get an INTP to hate you
Patronize them.