What Am I Doing?

Megs, 28

[wulfbones]

ⓘ This creature HATES the usage of generative artificial intelligence.

[corpsebanger]

I took your skull off display because my guests kept saying it looked noticeably gayer than the other skulls

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

if you washed any clothes recently this is a friendly reminder to put them on the chair and then on the bed and then on the chair and then on the bed and then on the chair and then

[macpudding]

And then back in the basket because they're all dirty now. They never got put up and you've worn them all.

[tesb]

The Force will be with you, always. HAPPY STAR WARS DAY!

[depsidase]

[dumbpuppyfag]

(never degraded someone before) you have your mother's cruelty. and your father's cowardice.

[nolaplantdaddy]

I love when people ask "how did you learn this skill?" I just started, there's no secret. that's it. a vast majority of the time the only thing holding you back is your trepidation to start.

[noegrets]

[thememedaddy]

[lokihiddleston]

DEAD POETS SOCIETY (1989)

[lokihiddleston]

PRIDE AND PREJUDICE (2005)

[kosmogrl]

[lunarriviera]

[transfemmbeatrice]

thought of this immediately and was delighted to discover it’s the same op

[homunculus-argument]

Dangers of flushing the public toilet:

Toilet monster (not real, can't hurt you)

Being publicly mocked (unlikely, can't hurt you)

Janitor yelling at you (extremely unlikely, won't hurt you)

Toilet ghost (different from toilet monster, not real, can't hurt you)

Flesh-eating germs on the button that you can't wash off that will eat your hands (extremely unlikely)

Losing all your street cred (not real, can't hurt you)

Dangers of not flushing the public toilet:

Me when I fucking get you (very real, can hurt you)

[wilwheaton]

via r/risa

[wilwheaton]

LOL someone tried to Blaze this post (excellent idea, btw) and Tumblr rejected it for being sexually explicit.

[yuriartillery]

What I say when I am happy: I love my friends lots and lots!

What I say when I'm upset: This paltry world is beyond salvation.

[03josten]

i mean this from the bottom of my heart: no one is impressed by your loud ass car. actually we talked about it and we all want you dead.

[starwarsblr]

Star Wars: Episode IV – A New Hope dir. George Lucas | 1977