We're gonna punch the moon!

I'm tall, I'm dumb, and this blog is a mess.

[wierdshenanigans]

"Don't worry kid, you're dad had plenty of kids he stopped helping out when he lost interest"

Theseus, who was helped by poseidon multiple times, but in the end was thrown off a cliff by the citizens of Athens and drowned. Drowned in the ocean, the very domain of his father.

Kymopoleia, who was neglected by Poseidon once he found her to be too violent, left to wander his abandoned palaces, given up as a war prize to man she didn't even want with no choice at all.

Bellerophon, who was given the pegasus to tame as a gift from Poseidon in some myths, dying by falling off of it on his way to Olympus.

I'm just saying, that line wasn't a random throwaway line by Ares, he means it.

[wizard-spells]

There's one charity that I haven't seen shared here personally, and that's Care for Gaza.

They're shared a lot on twitter as a reputable on-the-ground relief source. You can donate to their gofundme to help their efforts here.

[melaninmotion]

[mevil]

[secondlina]

New Crow Time!

[cannibalchicken]

[afeelgoodblog]

[blizzardofjj]

A masseuse

[mo-mode]

Percy’s New Yorker genes unlocking the moment someone cuts him off and sending him into a fit of 12yo road rage

[depsidase]

[rlyehtaxidermist]

there's a point in your life on the internet where "oh, it's a weird sex thing" becomes reassuring. there's so many worse reasons that people do things. fly your flag mate

[per1w1nkl3]

im reading pjo to my younger sister and we're about to read chapter 20. her theory now on who the traitor is is that "its grover, he's going to betray everyone in favor of his search for pan" when I tell you i had to keep my mouth shut shshjsjs

[bogleech]

this can't be true can it

[afeelgoodblog]

[catchymemes]

[taiga-fujimura-official]

Out here hitting the Bong of Anubis

[deathcherrycola]

*me hitting the bong* this isn’t that bad actu-

[jellogram]

Any conspiracy theory about people going missing in National Parks is automatically silly to me. Like "Why are National Parks such a hotbed of disappearances???" because they're full of idiots. You've got thousands of people who've never pissed outdoors in their life wandering around the woods/desert/mountain with zero experience and zero gear and zero understanding that this place can kill them. You don't see as many disappearances in wild areas because people don't go to them unless they have some background knowledge. Whereas you get tour buses full of old folks and suburban families shuttling people into National Parks 365 days a year. If you took the same amount of buffoons and dropped them in the actual wilderness the disappearances would be significantly higher than at the parks. Use your brain.

[nonenosome2]

That's exactly what someone trying to hide what's really happening in the National Forests would say. 🤔

[bearthateatspeople]

No no the parks and forests are safe very safe

[jellogram]

I'm not sure I really trust your motives here, bearthateatspeople

[maxiemumdamage]

Percy Jackson proving he’s a true New Yorker by not knowing how to drive in the slightest and yet still feeling well within rights to lay on the horn and criticize the guy who cuts him off.